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phebe-sebastian |33 |brooklyn |ayyyygender |they/them |gay, tachy, and unstoppable
fun ways to annoy people who are annoying about being from new york city: emphasize the "new york" part of upstate cities. like "ithaca New York" "syracuse New York" "potsdam New York"
signed, someone who apparently can't say they're "from new york" bc they weren't born and raised in nyc
signed, someone who apparently can't say they're "from new york" bc they weren't born and raised in nyc
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
fun ways to annoy people who are annoying about being from new york city: emphasize the "new york" part of upstate cities. like "ithaca New York" "syracuse New York" "potsdam New York"
signed, someone who apparently can't say they're "from new york" bc they weren't born and raised in nyc
signed, someone who apparently can't say they're "from new york" bc they weren't born and raised in nyc
my last name was between rattmann and coon, my life is a cosmic fucking joke
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
my last name was between rattmann and coon, my life is a cosmic fucking joke
rip michel foucault, you would've hated smartphones
October 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
rip michel foucault, you would've hated smartphones
rip b.f. skinner, you would've loved social media algorithms
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
rip b.f. skinner, you would've loved social media algorithms
absolutely FUCKING LOVE how there's more screens showing fucking ads on subway platforms than showing train schedules or maps or anything FUCKING ELSE actually useful, especially on weekends when the schedule is absolutely fucked
July 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
absolutely FUCKING LOVE how there's more screens showing fucking ads on subway platforms than showing train schedules or maps or anything FUCKING ELSE actually useful, especially on weekends when the schedule is absolutely fucked
if you tell me you have made cheesecake and it's no-bake i will fight you, possibly to the death
June 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
if you tell me you have made cheesecake and it's no-bake i will fight you, possibly to the death
if i'm ever proposed to, i don't want a ring. i want a replica of oscar wilde's brooch from velvet goldmine.
June 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
if i'm ever proposed to, i don't want a ring. i want a replica of oscar wilde's brooch from velvet goldmine.
why do the same british people who think 30 minutes is too far away to visit think they can see every american landmark in the same day
May 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
why do the same british people who think 30 minutes is too far away to visit think they can see every american landmark in the same day
we no longer have our constitutional freedom of the press and it hasn't been challenged bc the government is using basically shell companies to own & control the press and if you argue that to most people you sound like a lunatic
April 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
we no longer have our constitutional freedom of the press and it hasn't been challenged bc the government is using basically shell companies to own & control the press and if you argue that to most people you sound like a lunatic
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A list of authors that have become adjectives (or should do)…
Kafkaesque
Dickensian
Orwellian
Byronic
Woolfish
Dickish
Mannly
Poetic
Remarqueable
Austentacious
Kafkaesque
Dickensian
Orwellian
Byronic
Woolfish
Dickish
Mannly
Poetic
Remarqueable
Austentacious
January 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A list of authors that have become adjectives (or should do)…
Kafkaesque
Dickensian
Orwellian
Byronic
Woolfish
Dickish
Mannly
Poetic
Remarqueable
Austentacious
Kafkaesque
Dickensian
Orwellian
Byronic
Woolfish
Dickish
Mannly
Poetic
Remarqueable
Austentacious
"my name is pronounced like it's spelled" man the english language is entirely inconsistent with spelling and pronunciation i can think of about 12 different ways to pronounce it that all fit anglophone standards you're gonna have to give me something to work with
January 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
"my name is pronounced like it's spelled" man the english language is entirely inconsistent with spelling and pronunciation i can think of about 12 different ways to pronounce it that all fit anglophone standards you're gonna have to give me something to work with
slightly wine drunk on an amtrak train at night is one of the best states of being
January 2, 2025 at 10:37 PM
slightly wine drunk on an amtrak train at night is one of the best states of being
i think we as a society need to just admit paper straws are a huge failure. i'd like to enjoy my beverage, not race to finish it before my straw disintegrates.
December 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM
i think we as a society need to just admit paper straws are a huge failure. i'd like to enjoy my beverage, not race to finish it before my straw disintegrates.
chipotle watermelon limeade save me...
save me, watermelon limeade from chipotle...
save me, watermelon limeade from chipotle...
December 11, 2024 at 6:58 PM
chipotle watermelon limeade save me...
save me, watermelon limeade from chipotle...
save me, watermelon limeade from chipotle...
every denied claim from an insurance company should be responded to with "you know that guy is still out there, right?"
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
every denied claim from an insurance company should be responded to with "you know that guy is still out there, right?"
"children belong in public places" and "there are public places where children should not be allowed" are two ideas that can coexist
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
"children belong in public places" and "there are public places where children should not be allowed" are two ideas that can coexist
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baby if i were a plutocrat and saw the peasants celebrating the assassination of a peer, i’d consider listening to the ghosts of christmas past, present, future, present continuous, present perfect, present perfect continuous, past continuous, past perfect, past perfect continu
December 4, 2024 at 7:05 PM
baby if i were a plutocrat and saw the peasants celebrating the assassination of a peer, i’d consider listening to the ghosts of christmas past, present, future, present continuous, present perfect, present perfect continuous, past continuous, past perfect, past perfect continu
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New Rule: You shall not complain about Hunter Biden's pardon on my feed unless you also admit the Supreme Court pardoned Trump for a coup.
December 2, 2024 at 1:22 AM
New Rule: You shall not complain about Hunter Biden's pardon on my feed unless you also admit the Supreme Court pardoned Trump for a coup.
my music taste is actually entirely comprehensible: i am extremely mentally ill
November 27, 2024 at 11:00 PM
my music taste is actually entirely comprehensible: i am extremely mentally ill
who needs a paper bag to hide ur open beer from the cops when u have a gay little cape
November 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
who needs a paper bag to hide ur open beer from the cops when u have a gay little cape
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For anyone that fancies a trip to Wetwang in February, this is the lineup of bands I've put together for my festival...
November 16, 2024 at 11:33 AM
For anyone that fancies a trip to Wetwang in February, this is the lineup of bands I've put together for my festival...
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MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS
November 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
MAKE KID ROCK SECRETARY OF BAWITDABA YOU COWARDS
hello people who migrated from twitter, i am also @/magnetichummus over there, just with an alligator cake from "nailed it" as my pfp and the ghost of major tom as my banner. i can't find those pictures rn lol
November 10, 2024 at 7:58 PM
hello people who migrated from twitter, i am also @/magnetichummus over there, just with an alligator cake from "nailed it" as my pfp and the ghost of major tom as my banner. i can't find those pictures rn lol