Magnetic Northpaw
@magneticnorthpaw.bsky.social
Man? Monster? Or Both? An irritated citizen, in any case.
I'll take a reanimated version of Nixon at this point. 🤷♂️
December 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I'll take a reanimated version of Nixon at this point. 🤷♂️
Let the anger you feel as a patriotic American gird your loins for the difficult work ahead in facing down and removing this entire regime from the body politic.
One day, the gaudy mausoleum to his ego will be knocked down and the East Wing will be rebuilt just as the Rose Garden will be restored.
One day, the gaudy mausoleum to his ego will be knocked down and the East Wing will be rebuilt just as the Rose Garden will be restored.
omg!
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
"Demolition crews have begun tearing down part of the White House...
"Construction teams Monday were demolishing a portion of the East Wing, with a backhoe ripping through the structure..."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
October 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Let the anger you feel as a patriotic American gird your loins for the difficult work ahead in facing down and removing this entire regime from the body politic.
One day, the gaudy mausoleum to his ego will be knocked down and the East Wing will be rebuilt just as the Rose Garden will be restored.
One day, the gaudy mausoleum to his ego will be knocked down and the East Wing will be rebuilt just as the Rose Garden will be restored.
Interesting to watch 3 Days of the Condor, Marathon Man and All The President's Men in order. The thematic and style overlaps make them feel oddly like a trilogy - the leads, insidious conspiracy, rampant paranoia, murderous Germans (in 2 of 3). And the releases fell roughly 6 mos apart over ~1 yr.
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Interesting to watch 3 Days of the Condor, Marathon Man and All The President's Men in order. The thematic and style overlaps make them feel oddly like a trilogy - the leads, insidious conspiracy, rampant paranoia, murderous Germans (in 2 of 3). And the releases fell roughly 6 mos apart over ~1 yr.
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The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.
Fourteen. Fucking. Days.
If anyone wants to hold a minute of silence for Charlie Kirk
21,000 children are killed by guns each decade
Kirk said
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of..some gun deaths..so..we can have the Second Amendment”
How about a minute of silence for each of them instead
It’ll only take you 14 days
21,000 children are killed by guns each decade
Kirk said
“I think it’s worth to have a cost of..some gun deaths..so..we can have the Second Amendment”
How about a minute of silence for each of them instead
It’ll only take you 14 days
September 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Fourteen. Fucking. Days.
Call it laughing to keep from crying but I will be so disappointed if The Onion does not create an article about Michael Bolton's home being raided for crimes against music.
(And not yukking your yum for liking him - that just seemed like a viable absurd angle to take.)
(Also: Office Space GIFS 👍)
(And not yukking your yum for liking him - that just seemed like a viable absurd angle to take.)
(Also: Office Space GIFS 👍)
August 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Call it laughing to keep from crying but I will be so disappointed if The Onion does not create an article about Michael Bolton's home being raided for crimes against music.
(And not yukking your yum for liking him - that just seemed like a viable absurd angle to take.)
(Also: Office Space GIFS 👍)
(And not yukking your yum for liking him - that just seemed like a viable absurd angle to take.)
(Also: Office Space GIFS 👍)
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I don't think I can say this in a way that makes more sense but the 90s were the last decade, everything since then has just been a loose collection of years and soy sauce packets and a bunch of maybe dead batteries. We’re truly living in the junk draweriest of times
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I don't think I can say this in a way that makes more sense but the 90s were the last decade, everything since then has just been a loose collection of years and soy sauce packets and a bunch of maybe dead batteries. We’re truly living in the junk draweriest of times
We'll do it even as they try to put boots on our necks.
do you all understand why they're trying to crush the creative arts so hard right now? creatives see the world and can translate it into art that people understand on a deep, emotional, affecting level.
and the people who want to control everything can't allow that.
and the people who want to control everything can't allow that.
August 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
We'll do it even as they try to put boots on our necks.
Superman has been my favorite fictional character since my memory started. If he's making MAGA mad, I love him even more.
Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.
Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.
superman is standing with his hands on his hips in front of a blue background
ALT: superman is standing with his hands on his hips in front of a blue background
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July 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Superman has been my favorite fictional character since my memory started. If he's making MAGA mad, I love him even more.
Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.
Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.
Zing goes the 🏹 to the 🎯.
Don’t like gay marriage?
Don’t get married to the same sex.
Don’t like gender-affirming care?
Don’t have any.
Don’t like Planned Parenthood?
Don’t go there.
Don’t like abortion?
Don’t get one.
Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.
Don’t get married to the same sex.
Don’t like gender-affirming care?
Don’t have any.
Don’t like Planned Parenthood?
Don’t go there.
Don’t like abortion?
Don’t get one.
Just because *you* don’t like it doesn’t mean *others* shouldn’t be able to it.
June 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Zing goes the 🏹 to the 🎯.
Watching All The President's Men in 2025 is a profoundly depressing venture. They nailed Nixon and his administration for *peanuts* in comparison to what this career criminal has skated on. It reiterates how profoundly corporate media has failed this country.
Still, a 10/10 film.
Still, a 10/10 film.
May 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Watching All The President's Men in 2025 is a profoundly depressing venture. They nailed Nixon and his administration for *peanuts* in comparison to what this career criminal has skated on. It reiterates how profoundly corporate media has failed this country.
Still, a 10/10 film.
Still, a 10/10 film.
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STOCK MARKETS CRASHING. I TOLD YOU SO!!! TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE. JD IS ON THE COUCH. ALL CAUSED BY INEPT U.S. LEADERSHIP!
March 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
STOCK MARKETS CRASHING. I TOLD YOU SO!!! TRUMP DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE. JD IS ON THE COUCH. ALL CAUSED BY INEPT U.S. LEADERSHIP!
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Real question. What is an “illegal protest”? Real question. He was convicted of a crime. Why hasn’t he been expelled?
March 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
💡
I'm genuinely curious: since he has access to our SSN, isn't it conceivable that they could target, e.g., people who had student loans forgiven and give their SSN benefits a "haircut" to essentially get the money back illegally?
They have uploaded all of our information into an AI. We are now all compromised and the Speaker of the House thinks its awesome. This is literally against the law and he loves it.
Mike Johnson on Elon Musk: "We meet late into the night in his office and we've looked at that. What he's finding with his algorithms crawling through the data of Social Security system is enormous amounts of fraud, waste, and abuse."
March 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm genuinely curious: since he has access to our SSN, isn't it conceivable that they could target, e.g., people who had student loans forgiven and give their SSN benefits a "haircut" to essentially get the money back illegally?
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It has never been more important to support independent media outlets.
US democracy is facing an unprecedented assault on multiple fronts and too much of mainstream media has become deeply & dangerously compromised.
US democracy is facing an unprecedented assault on multiple fronts and too much of mainstream media has become deeply & dangerously compromised.
February 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It has never been more important to support independent media outlets.
US democracy is facing an unprecedented assault on multiple fronts and too much of mainstream media has become deeply & dangerously compromised.
US democracy is facing an unprecedented assault on multiple fronts and too much of mainstream media has become deeply & dangerously compromised.
This. Yesterday.
What could they do?
*Make the public see the constitutional crisis*!
Get a camera team and go demand access to the treasury; mobilize protests; grind everything to a halt in the Senate. No more normal politics while this is happening.
Create meaningful disruption to signal: This is a crisis.
*Make the public see the constitutional crisis*!
Get a camera team and go demand access to the treasury; mobilize protests; grind everything to a halt in the Senate. No more normal politics while this is happening.
Create meaningful disruption to signal: This is a crisis.
February 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This. Yesterday.
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For the third straight year the Sun-Times is bringing you a WNBA free agency tracker. Pin it, share it and come back to it for all your FA news as the chaos gets underway.
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Chicago Sun-Times’ 2025 WNBA Free Agency Tracker
The 2025 free agency period will bring plenty of chaos, with some of the league's biggest stars — including Kelsey Plum, Jewell Loyd and Satou Sabally — expected to be on the move. Track all of the WN...
chicago.suntimes.com
January 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
For the third straight year the Sun-Times is bringing you a WNBA free agency tracker. Pin it, share it and come back to it for all your FA news as the chaos gets underway.
chicago.suntimes.com/graphics/chi...
chicago.suntimes.com/graphics/chi...
I love Superman. I love Krypto. I love Krypto being in the new Superman movie. I do NOT love the fact that Crypto Bros are going to use the scene of Krypto saving Superman to make dumb memes about how great crypto is. 🙄
December 20, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I love Superman. I love Krypto. I love Krypto being in the new Superman movie. I do NOT love the fact that Crypto Bros are going to use the scene of Krypto saving Superman to make dumb memes about how great crypto is. 🙄
If you'd told me in 2017 I would be longing for Cabinet nominees like Sessions, Tillerson, Carson, etc., I would have laughed so hard.
I'm not laughing now.
I'm not laughing now.
November 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
If you'd told me in 2017 I would be longing for Cabinet nominees like Sessions, Tillerson, Carson, etc., I would have laughed so hard.
I'm not laughing now.
I'm not laughing now.
Twitter = deactivated.
Me = reinvigorated.
Happy to be here!
Me = reinvigorated.
Happy to be here!
November 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Twitter = deactivated.
Me = reinvigorated.
Happy to be here!
Me = reinvigorated.
Happy to be here!