Hey so do we wanna just get ahead of it and throw the whole country into el salvadorian prison? Feels like we could just rip the band-aid off here, save some emails

Stocking baby oil, wondering how Diddy’s handling the withdrawal symptoms-

Remember kids, changing policies because you think they are ineffective is normal. Removing records and reports from archives because you don’t agree with the policies in place when they were written is authoritarian censorship. Textbook definition. Removal of dissenting opinions is censorship.

This is your friendly reminder that any attempts to pin the nation’s problems on DEI or trans women in sports is a diversion tactic to point your frustration at things doing nothing to impact your life whatsoever.

Yknow if you think about it “save room for jesus” is gay af. Jesus is either gonna be kissin a dude or gettin pegged. He’s right in the center of the action

Dear Southerners.

2 inches of snow is a mild inconvenience. 8 inches of snow is maybe a single snow day. It is not cause for you to stock up all food for the next 2 months so the average bear can’t grab milk and cereal on the way home from their job that is open and running normally. Y’all are nuts

January 20, 2025

Hey in case anybody forgot we’re already living in oligarchy. That ship sailed, we’re way past “almost”. The evidence surrounds you constantly. Amazon and Walmart have more impact on the country than every federal office combined. Just clarifying

Working in any sort of medical field will turn you superstitious, this is scientific fact. You spend enough time in this shit you *will* abide by ladders and avoid any words associated with “q***t”, iykyk

We possess the technology to create products that nearly never break. We were doing it in the 70's & 80's.

Then came 'planned obsolescence' - intentionally designing products to become obsolete or break quickly within a set time frame.

This is that- but in reverse.

here's today's post: "Republicans make shit up about New Orleans tragedy, because of course they do" — facts be damned when there’s outrage to be manufactured.
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My red flag is constantly and automatically noting every other person’s red flags and then hoisting said flag over their head for organization purposes while simultaneously throwing my own into an alleyway laundromat and denying their very existence and/or claiming they were white before the wash

Yall if I ever did the whole “writer with their OC on a merry go round” trend my OC would have snapped my neck by spin 1 and dismounted by spin 2 I stg

Gamers I just swallowed my homie’s car keys send help, not me tho I’m fine

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot:

A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids

We out here