Magus Mike
@magusmike.bsky.social
Welcome to a repository for the inane.
Just wallowing in my own crapulence.
Yes I am the wizard of the mountain, no I won't help you.
Just wallowing in my own crapulence.
Yes I am the wizard of the mountain, no I won't help you.
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Magus Mike
@magusmike.bsky.social
· Aug 26
I would never kiss my friends on the mouth.
But I would help them if they broke both their arms.
But I would help them if they broke both their arms.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Chasey this is my mom and dad
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Chasey this is my mom and dad
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An honorary *sssshhheeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttt*
December 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
An honorary *sssshhheeeeeeiiiiiiiittttttt*
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I hope everyone enjoys the final Taco Tuesday of 2025, crunchy or soft shell, beef, chicken or veggie. May all your bites be perfect.
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I hope everyone enjoys the final Taco Tuesday of 2025, crunchy or soft shell, beef, chicken or veggie. May all your bites be perfect.
Can I use sleep debt to raise my credit score?
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Can I use sleep debt to raise my credit score?
It's so perfectly 1990's coded, the "fun" angle and pattern. Definitely a chair your aunt had that was destroyed by her cats.
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It's so perfectly 1990's coded, the "fun" angle and pattern. Definitely a chair your aunt had that was destroyed by her cats.
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April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
I like the drawings where they clearly started with the thighs and then misproportioned the rest of the body.
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I like the drawings where they clearly started with the thighs and then misproportioned the rest of the body.
I want to see the revenue of Roblox but divided between legit purchases vs. accidental child purchases vs. predatory purchases (grooming)
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I want to see the revenue of Roblox but divided between legit purchases vs. accidental child purchases vs. predatory purchases (grooming)
Oh hey look it's the #1 fraud team in the NFL the Buffalo Bills.
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh hey look it's the #1 fraud team in the NFL the Buffalo Bills.
Just put the Benny Hill theme over this Chargers game. Hot garbage team.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just put the Benny Hill theme over this Chargers game. Hot garbage team.
I tried cancelling christmas, but i'm just 1 person. What could i possibly do to effect change!?
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I tried cancelling christmas, but i'm just 1 person. What could i possibly do to effect change!?
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If ctrl+c & ctrl+v is hacking then call me Crash Override. 😎
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If ctrl+c & ctrl+v is hacking then call me Crash Override. 😎
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I can't believe we all died during the pandemic and have been living in purgatory for the last 5 years, maybe 1000 years, time means nothing here, just a constant malaise.
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can't believe we all died during the pandemic and have been living in purgatory for the last 5 years, maybe 1000 years, time means nothing here, just a constant malaise.
How do I get the job of the guy who just speaks the songs' chorus in a deep voice?
Yes, I am listening to The Ink Spots on a Fallout Radio playlist. Why do you ask?
Yes, I am listening to The Ink Spots on a Fallout Radio playlist. Why do you ask?
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
How do I get the job of the guy who just speaks the songs' chorus in a deep voice?
Yes, I am listening to The Ink Spots on a Fallout Radio playlist. Why do you ask?
Yes, I am listening to The Ink Spots on a Fallout Radio playlist. Why do you ask?
Why does the music from Fallout feel so work appropriate?
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why does the music from Fallout feel so work appropriate?
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going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health
The only AI we should trust.
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The only AI we should trust.
For the record my male celebrity crush is Ben Affleck, i love that Boston boy and would anything to just sit, have a beer, a smoke and some Munchkins with the dude.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
For the record my male celebrity crush is Ben Affleck, i love that Boston boy and would anything to just sit, have a beer, a smoke and some Munchkins with the dude.
It's fucking December the last thing I care about is more work.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's fucking December the last thing I care about is more work.
I'll Take A Hit, Dealer (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM