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Magus Mike
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Welcome to a repository for the inane.

Just wallowing in my own crapulence.

Yes I am the wizard of the mountain, no I won't help you.
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I would never kiss my friends on the mouth.
But I would help them if they broke both their arms.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
December 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I hope everyone enjoys the final Taco Tuesday of 2025, crunchy or soft shell, beef, chicken or veggie. May all your bites be perfect.
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Can I use sleep debt to raise my credit score?
December 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It's so perfectly 1990's coded, the "fun" angle and pattern. Definitely a chair your aunt had that was destroyed by her cats.
This looks like Sinbad died and got reincarnated as a chair.
December 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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April O'Neil's boyfriend kissing her after she gets back from the sewers
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I like the drawings where they clearly started with the thighs and then misproportioned the rest of the body.
December 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I want to see the revenue of Roblox but divided between legit purchases vs. accidental child purchases vs. predatory purchases (grooming)
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Oh hey look it's the #1 fraud team in the NFL the Buffalo Bills.
December 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just put the Benny Hill theme over this Chargers game. Hot garbage team.
December 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I tried cancelling christmas, but i'm just 1 person. What could i possibly do to effect change!?
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If ctrl+c & ctrl+v is hacking then call me Crash Override. 😎
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I can't believe we all died during the pandemic and have been living in purgatory for the last 5 years, maybe 1000 years, time means nothing here, just a constant malaise.
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
How do I get the job of the guy who just speaks the songs' chorus in a deep voice?

Yes, I am listening to The Ink Spots on a Fallout Radio playlist. Why do you ask?
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why does the music from Fallout feel so work appropriate?
December 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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going on a stupid little walk for my dumb mental health
December 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The only AI we should trust.
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
For the record my male celebrity crush is Ben Affleck, i love that Boston boy and would anything to just sit, have a beer, a smoke and some Munchkins with the dude.
December 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I play video games #🎮
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It's fucking December the last thing I care about is more work.
December 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I fidget with playing cards and this bit always loops in my head.

youtu.be/E2RlFfFnhUI
I'll Take A Hit, Dealer (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM