Mahatma Khote
@mahatma-khote.bsky.social
'Lefty woke snowflak'
Mostly memes and shitposting
He/him
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Mostly memes and shitposting
He/him
Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Pinned
January 2, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Boxing day is just spent eating leftovers all day.
December 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Boxing day is just spent eating leftovers all day.
I'd like to report a murder
I have always liked Cher, and she has now gone up in my rankings.
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I'd like to report a murder
Pretty obvious this wank sock YouTuber has a 'don't hit me properly' clause in all his fight contracts when he gets his shit absolutely rocked by AJ giving him a 20% powered punch.
Get back to fighting elderly men 30 years past their prime, you gimmick ridden cunt.
Get back to fighting elderly men 30 years past their prime, you gimmick ridden cunt.
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Pretty obvious this wank sock YouTuber has a 'don't hit me properly' clause in all his fight contracts when he gets his shit absolutely rocked by AJ giving him a 20% powered punch.
Get back to fighting elderly men 30 years past their prime, you gimmick ridden cunt.
Get back to fighting elderly men 30 years past their prime, you gimmick ridden cunt.
Reposted by Mahatma Khote
I love this heart warming tale of a really insufferable prick choosing a life of getting repeatedly punched in the face on his journey to developing CTE.
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I love this heart warming tale of a really insufferable prick choosing a life of getting repeatedly punched in the face on his journey to developing CTE.
December 19, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Look at his little peets!
December 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Look at his little peets!
December 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They made him 'Sound like an absolutely shit hack comedian'
'Bout right
'Bout right
The New Yorker interview with Louis CK is rubbish. The article manages to make him sound like an absolutely shit hack comedian and then keeps saying "but he is HILARIOUS, more than ever!" PS His book sounds genuinely terrible and the bit where he said he didn't have a wank for months was bullshit.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
They made him 'Sound like an absolutely shit hack comedian'
'Bout right
'Bout right
You down there, peasant, get me something.
Anything.
And get me something while I'm waiting
Anything.
And get me something while I'm waiting
September 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
You down there, peasant, get me something.
Anything.
And get me something while I'm waiting
Anything.
And get me something while I'm waiting
A few photos from Birmingham over tne weekend. Ozzy memorial at Black Sabbath bridge on Broad Street and and the mural outside New Street station
July 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A few photos from Birmingham over tne weekend. Ozzy memorial at Black Sabbath bridge on Broad Street and and the mural outside New Street station
Good news everyone!
July 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Good news everyone!
Rip in pease Ozzy
July 23, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Rip in pease Ozzy
We're getting regular visits from a bat. He's watching it zoom about outside the window
July 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
We're getting regular visits from a bat. He's watching it zoom about outside the window
When you're debating #MehdiHasan at 6 but tying Penelope Pitstop to railroad tracks at 7
July 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
When you're debating #MehdiHasan at 6 but tying Penelope Pitstop to railroad tracks at 7
I think it's happening. I think they're getting divorced.
Also, who doesn't know Trump is on the epstein files at this point 🤷♂️
Also, who doesn't know Trump is on the epstein files at this point 🤷♂️
June 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I think it's happening. I think they're getting divorced.
Also, who doesn't know Trump is on the epstein files at this point 🤷♂️
Also, who doesn't know Trump is on the epstein files at this point 🤷♂️
May 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What's the most successful thing this guy has been in again?
Oh that's right - Kathy Burke's shadow.
Embarrassing pick me clown
Oh that's right - Kathy Burke's shadow.
Embarrassing pick me clown
April 26, 2025 at 8:53 AM
What's the most successful thing this guy has been in again?
Oh that's right - Kathy Burke's shadow.
Embarrassing pick me clown
Oh that's right - Kathy Burke's shadow.
Embarrassing pick me clown
Celebrating #LesbianVisibilityWeek ❤️
April 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Celebrating #LesbianVisibilityWeek ❤️
Happy Jebus' birthday everyone. Or whatever Good Friday is
April 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Happy Jebus' birthday everyone. Or whatever Good Friday is