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maimonides nutz
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Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz) she/her
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It might just be the particular shade of red I am using as a background. But the resemblance is too close for comfort
A close up of the words “for you were strangers” in white with a black outline on a bright reddish pink background
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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I think that we need to try shutting off men and then booting them up again?
Yeah I think our approaches are just too different for this to work well It was nice meeting you and best of luck out there :) All good im not very into you at all Maybe if you were cuter and i cared
January 24, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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okay I need opinions.....

I'm leaning toward the silhouette

exodus 23:9
an image with the head of a sphynx who is crying as elongated hands reach for it. the text surrounding the sphynx says "for you were strangers in the land of Egypt" the outlines are black and the sphynx is a golden color with accents an image with the head of a sphynx who is crying as elongated hands reach for it. the text surrounding the sphynx says "for you were strangers in the land of Egypt" the outlines are white and the sphynx is a black silhouette with blue tears and glowing golden eyes
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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here's a preview....I think it turned out okay
a grey t-shirt with the head of a sphynx who is crying as elongated hands reach for it. the text surrounding the sphynx says "for you were strangers in the land of Egypt"
January 24, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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My old dog was such a photogenic champ. One time I went to take an analog shot of him and he sat there patiently while I set it up 🤩
A sideways darkroom printing shot of a Pomeranian staring at the camera
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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The art and the Artist
A picture of many pieces of art hung gridlike on the wall A woman taking a selfie in a mirror. She is wearing an elaborately embroidered dress
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
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If you don’t start plotting out your art show with a post it on your wall that says “trauma,” did you really have an art show? 🤔
A bumpy white wall with a bright pink post it that says “2020-2022 TRAUMA”
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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This was over ten years ago but I’m glad to know some things stay the same 😂

I did make it though so best of luck with your travels :)
A girl pointing at a statue with a base that says “Sophia” in Greek
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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What is “God’s Favorite Custom?” Wrong answers only
Screen shot from a tshirt store of a black baby tee that says “God’s favorite custom” (supposed to mean that you can customize the message, but appears like its own standalone phrase)
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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I don’t think this guy knows many Jews because the way I find my fellow Jews in a crowded place is by yelling out “Stephen Miller” and seeing who boo’s the loudest
thomascaniglia Other than members of his own family, I haven't seen one Jewish person on social media denounce Stephen Miller.
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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It’s giving
Ecclesiastes 7:26 Now, I find woman more bitter than death; she is all traps, her hands are fetters and her heart is snares. He who is pleasing to God escapes her, and he who is displeasing is caught by her.
January 16, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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🎶 Woah here she comes, watch out boy she’ll chew you up 🎶

me:
Screen cap of Jessica Walter from arrested development saying “good for her”
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Wait!! It’s dangerous out there! Take one of these:
A group of clay figures of various sizes
January 15, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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I bet everyone who said “we’ll get rid of antisemitism when pigs fly” is feeling pretty silly right now huh
Woman charged with hate crime for throwing pork chops at upstate NY synagogue Police said the suspect returned to the synagogue at 3 a.m. to photograph her actions
January 15, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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Golem: I must have been deactivated for a long time, I’m so glad we eliminated antisemitism!
Rabbi Loew: (whispers in Golem’s ear)
Golem:
A golem and a rabbi, the golem is looking at the viewer with a shocked look on its face
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Expanding Brain Meme format in which three panels show a brain in increasing size. The first panel is labeled “The plague of frogs was frogs” The second panel is labeled “The plague of frogs was one big frog” The third panel is labeled “The plague of frogs was actually Spaniards”
January 14, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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This week it’s all Va’era all the time
In the center is a man facepalm emoji. Surrounding him is a clockwise cycle that has four stages. They are: I meet a girl - we talk - I mention that…Rashi thinks the plague of frogs was just one big frog - she leaves
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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There’s a lot more to this story but in the words of the Sage John Mulaney:
Comedian John Mulaney on stage saying “now we don’t have time to unpack all of that”
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Sure I’ve lost everything from my health to my will to live, but I did get this $345 dollar sweater for maybe like $10 max so overall a win 😭
A dark blue sweater with embroidered birds and flowers A listing for a dark blue sweater with embroidered birds and flowers that says ModeSens / Designers / Farm Rio / Clothing / Tops FARM RIO Teal River Creatures Cotton Blend Sweater $345 Size Guide
January 11, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Questions for Moses
An elongated humanoid figure screaming in the foreground. Behind them a woman finds a baby in a river. Shadowy figures enter from the top right side of the image The text says “Questions for Moses: Did you ever wish God had hardened your heart instead?”
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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I don’t have all of them any more, but I don’t know what to do with what I do have
A long dining room table covered in colorful 4x6 prints
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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We’re applying rabbinical logic to bodybuilding now I see
gapeachtlc: How on earth am I, a vegetarian with tree nut allergies who dislikes beans, supposed to consume 155 mg of protein DAILY ?! I'm struggling... renee_85163 12h How committed are you to the strict vegetarian thing? Because fish are basically vegetables.
January 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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Just ordered for myself :)

Don’t know if it will ever be warm enough again to wear it. But happy to support the Bail Project
Screenshot from bonfire.com of a pale blue shirt with Hebrew words going up in flames
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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They were so real for that
Tweet from Fresh Oats (TM) I’m so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake Quote tweet: sing this to the tune of “old Macdonald”
January 10, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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reminds me of this classic reddit post:
Reddit post fro cluuuuuu: I want to include something that was revealed to me in a vision in one of my research papers. But I do not know how to cite it.
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM