✨ MajestDick ✨
@majestdick.bsky.social
The name's Dick... MajestDick(majestic)
*007 music plays*
Dogwalker extraordinaire!
Sometimes I stream on twitch, some gaming, some live dog walks.
I'm fab!
Genderfluid(they/them pref), bisexual(prefer the colors), and polyamorous. Come get to know me 🥰
*007 music plays*
Dogwalker extraordinaire!
Sometimes I stream on twitch, some gaming, some live dog walks.
I'm fab!
Genderfluid(they/them pref), bisexual(prefer the colors), and polyamorous. Come get to know me 🥰
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✨ MajestDick ✨
@majestdick.bsky.social
· Sep 14
Update for those who pay attention:
I'm removing "he/him" from my list of pronouns. I'm still gender fluid. I may transition further in ways in the future. For the time being, though, I've gotten tired of hearing myself referred to as a man, and not the Majestic Blob I am. Thanks for understanding!
I'm removing "he/him" from my list of pronouns. I'm still gender fluid. I may transition further in ways in the future. For the time being, though, I've gotten tired of hearing myself referred to as a man, and not the Majestic Blob I am. Thanks for understanding!
Had a great time streaming last night! Beat Furi in about 2.5 hours, and got an S rank. Then, while playing Portal, we got a raid in from another Portal fan, and they brought some fabulous energy 😁
I'll be back on tomorrow playing Borderlands with the amazing Bowlvar!
I'll be back on tomorrow playing Borderlands with the amazing Bowlvar!
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Had a great time streaming last night! Beat Furi in about 2.5 hours, and got an S rank. Then, while playing Portal, we got a raid in from another Portal fan, and they brought some fabulous energy 😁
I'll be back on tomorrow playing Borderlands with the amazing Bowlvar!
I'll be back on tomorrow playing Borderlands with the amazing Bowlvar!
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
Oh yeah, going live around 6:30/7 EST
First stream of 2026 today! Gonna be doing a double feature of Furi and Portal! Following that, this weekend (tbd which day), I'll be continuing my playthrough of the first Borderlands with the fabulous Bowlvar
And... Heads up... There's gonna be a slight change on my stream. Nothing big yet...
And... Heads up... There's gonna be a slight change on my stream. Nothing big yet...
January 2, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Oh yeah, going live around 6:30/7 EST
First stream of 2026 today! Gonna be doing a double feature of Furi and Portal! Following that, this weekend (tbd which day), I'll be continuing my playthrough of the first Borderlands with the fabulous Bowlvar
And... Heads up... There's gonna be a slight change on my stream. Nothing big yet...
And... Heads up... There's gonna be a slight change on my stream. Nothing big yet...
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
First stream of 2026 today! Gonna be doing a double feature of Furi and Portal! Following that, this weekend (tbd which day), I'll be continuing my playthrough of the first Borderlands with the fabulous Bowlvar
And... Heads up... There's gonna be a slight change on my stream. Nothing big yet...
And... Heads up... There's gonna be a slight change on my stream. Nothing big yet...
The holidays have had me so fucked up this year, I'm slipping and making mistakes everywhere. I'm so thankful I have such little work, it hasn't been affected by my low mood. Fingers crossed the magical power of the year starting anew at midnight will fix me
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The holidays have had me so fucked up this year, I'm slipping and making mistakes everywhere. I'm so thankful I have such little work, it hasn't been affected by my low mood. Fingers crossed the magical power of the year starting anew at midnight will fix me
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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
*video games*
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
*video games*
I'm sorry, the big thing I'm actually getting here, is that Donald Trump replaced several members of the board, after which, the board "voted" to make Donald Trump THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD?! THE SAME BOARD THAT DECIDED TO PUT HIS NAME ON THE BUILDING?!
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm sorry, the big thing I'm actually getting here, is that Donald Trump replaced several members of the board, after which, the board "voted" to make Donald Trump THE CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD?! THE SAME BOARD THAT DECIDED TO PUT HIS NAME ON THE BUILDING?!
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This message hits hard.
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This message hits hard.
Steam Winter sale is fucking my wallet of all the Xmas bonuses I got from my clients. I just picked up XCOM, XCOM2, and XCOM: Chimera Team for $20 lol
Probably gonna try to stream those too
Probably gonna try to stream those too
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Steam Winter sale is fucking my wallet of all the Xmas bonuses I got from my clients. I just picked up XCOM, XCOM2, and XCOM: Chimera Team for $20 lol
Probably gonna try to stream those too
Probably gonna try to stream those too
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tonight's the night!! 🎉
YOU'RE INVITED! 🎉 my 3 year affiliate-aversary is on fri! put your keys in the fishbowl w/ @orgynizer.bsky.social and then watch my bf bowlvar & i struggle w/ split fiction!
🐸 twitch.tv/dabbinbeebs 💚
⌞♡﹢↻ appreciated⌝
🐸 twitch.tv/dabbinbeebs 💚
⌞♡﹢↻ appreciated⌝
December 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
tonight's the night!! 🎉
D&Daddy has offered you a quest
You’ve held your action for the right moment: Now is the time to act.
December 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
D&Daddy has offered you a quest
Of course the asshole who just got mad at me for saying "Excuse me", because he was taking up too much space on the sidewalk, would be living on the PH floor of my client's building 😂
December 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Of course the asshole who just got mad at me for saying "Excuse me", because he was taking up too much space on the sidewalk, would be living on the PH floor of my client's building 😂
This steam winter sale may be the first of it's kind to properly hit my wallet. I picked up the entire Borderlands series(minus 4), Slay the Spire, the Portals, and Forspoken, which I need to play as a Latinx New Yorker lol. And it's still before Christmas
December 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This steam winter sale may be the first of it's kind to properly hit my wallet. I picked up the entire Borderlands series(minus 4), Slay the Spire, the Portals, and Forspoken, which I need to play as a Latinx New Yorker lol. And it's still before Christmas
I'm sure it's been done before but this has been in my head for weeks and I'm so glad to have finally just made it lol
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm sure it's been done before but this has been in my head for weeks and I'm so glad to have finally just made it lol
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Holy hell just watched a Progressive Auto Insurance commercial that was all AI visuals. Fucking gross
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Holy hell just watched a Progressive Auto Insurance commercial that was all AI visuals. Fucking gross
Me: I don't really get along too well with my family.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Me: I don't really get along too well with my family.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
Client: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you alright?
Me: Yeah, it's just that I'm queer, and they're from Staten Island.
Client: Ah.
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNING
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
Thinking about ways to revamp my dogwalking business, and part of me wants to start a video series where I rage against people who don't understand the social etiquette that is existing in Manhattan. Not directly at them, but to the camera. Topics would include but are not limited to:
December 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thinking about ways to revamp my dogwalking business, and part of me wants to start a video series where I rage against people who don't understand the social etiquette that is existing in Manhattan. Not directly at them, but to the camera. Topics would include but are not limited to: