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If a sundae is ice cream with whipped cream and sweet sauce on top, what's a mondae? A turd sandwich on a cracked dish?
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If a sundae is ice cream with whipped cream and sweet sauce on top, what's a mondae? A turd sandwich on a cracked dish?
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One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
I can feel the flames on my skin
Crimson red paint on my lips
If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing
I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming
Happy birthday Rep.
Crimson red paint on my lips
If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing
I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming
Happy birthday Rep.
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I can feel the flames on my skin
Crimson red paint on my lips
If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing
I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming
Happy birthday Rep.
Crimson red paint on my lips
If a man talks shit, then I owe him nothing
I don't regret it one bit, 'cause he had it coming
Happy birthday Rep.
I'm enjoying watching people do The Fate of Ophelia dance routine on You Tube. Some of them are really good.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I'm enjoying watching people do The Fate of Ophelia dance routine on You Tube. Some of them are really good.
Im reading #Metro2033 recently and have been really enjoying it. I quite like the games and they do capture the feel of the book somewhat, but the books are a so much more immersive experience.
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Im reading #Metro2033 recently and have been really enjoying it. I quite like the games and they do capture the feel of the book somewhat, but the books are a so much more immersive experience.
I hear there's gonna be a beaver supermoon soon. I'm really hoping it means what i think it means.
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I hear there's gonna be a beaver supermoon soon. I'm really hoping it means what i think it means.
My two truths and a lie.
1. I'm a really boring person and nothing extraordinary has ever happened to me.
2. I'm writing this from the toilet
3. I have walked on Mars clad only in a loincloth and a light green parka jacket.
1. I'm a really boring person and nothing extraordinary has ever happened to me.
2. I'm writing this from the toilet
3. I have walked on Mars clad only in a loincloth and a light green parka jacket.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
My two truths and a lie.
1. I'm a really boring person and nothing extraordinary has ever happened to me.
2. I'm writing this from the toilet
3. I have walked on Mars clad only in a loincloth and a light green parka jacket.
1. I'm a really boring person and nothing extraordinary has ever happened to me.
2. I'm writing this from the toilet
3. I have walked on Mars clad only in a loincloth and a light green parka jacket.
I'm having an indie rock evening - The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Suede, XTC, The Bats, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc. stone cold classics the lot.
October 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I'm having an indie rock evening - The Strokes, Franz Ferdinand, Suede, XTC, The Bats, Echo and the Bunnymen, etc. stone cold classics the lot.
October 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I feel a lot happier today than yesterday. Partly because it's Friday of course but also the Europa League result last night. I know it's foolish to let the results of a sports fixture affect your mood but I'm a fool so ... #nffc
a couple of ballerinas are dancing on a blue background and one of them is holding another ballerina 's hand .
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October 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I feel a lot happier today than yesterday. Partly because it's Friday of course but also the Europa League result last night. I know it's foolish to let the results of a sports fixture affect your mood but I'm a fool so ... #nffc
I am tired. I am weary. I could sleep for a thousand years.
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I am tired. I am weary. I could sleep for a thousand years.
Take a song with the word 'you' in the title and replace that word with 'Jews'. I'll start - Jews make me feel mighty real.
October 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Take a song with the word 'you' in the title and replace that word with 'Jews'. I'll start - Jews make me feel mighty real.
Ok. I didn't want to say much until i'd heard it a few times because first impressions aren't worth much, but now ive had a while to let it sink in I'm gonna say that I really like #TheLifeOfAShowgirl . The first 3 tracks are great - maybe her most consistent first three since Reputation.
October 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Ok. I didn't want to say much until i'd heard it a few times because first impressions aren't worth much, but now ive had a while to let it sink in I'm gonna say that I really like #TheLifeOfAShowgirl . The first 3 tracks are great - maybe her most consistent first three since Reputation.
Ok. I just had a chance to listen to it. First impressions are that Elizabeth Taylor, Actually Romantic, Wood, and The Life of a Showgirl really stand out to me. I'm looking forward to delving deeper into it.
October 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ok. I just had a chance to listen to it. First impressions are that Elizabeth Taylor, Actually Romantic, Wood, and The Life of a Showgirl really stand out to me. I'm looking forward to delving deeper into it.
I've been listening to #Unruly by #DavidMitchell . It's good. Funny. Sounds like English history read by The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (my favourite book as a child).
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I've been listening to #Unruly by #DavidMitchell . It's good. Funny. Sounds like English history read by The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (my favourite book as a child).
I wake up in the middle of the night, it's like i can feel time moving.
September 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I wake up in the middle of the night, it's like i can feel time moving.
A fun match to watch. Disappointed not to get the 3 points but didn't think we played badly. Burnley's goalkeeper really kept them in it at the end. #nffc
September 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A fun match to watch. Disappointed not to get the 3 points but didn't think we played badly. Burnley's goalkeeper really kept them in it at the end. #nffc