Jetset Jimbo
@majjie.bsky.social
I have two rules in life.
1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead
1. Be nice, 2. Take no shit, 3. Plan ahead
🤔 Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons? If not, were they freaked out by their kids?
December 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
🤔 Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons? If not, were they freaked out by their kids?
Why does phishing spam have such a hard on for McAffee!? Given the way spam plays the numbers, it’ll be because people respond.
Be honest, you’re picturing someone you know, right now, aren’t you?
Be honest, you’re picturing someone you know, right now, aren’t you?
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why does phishing spam have such a hard on for McAffee!? Given the way spam plays the numbers, it’ll be because people respond.
Be honest, you’re picturing someone you know, right now, aren’t you?
Be honest, you’re picturing someone you know, right now, aren’t you?
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Something like 90% of gamblers on a losing streak stop laying bets right before the big win. It's a fact.
Don't be a loser. Be a winner.
Don't be a loser. Be a winner.
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Something like 90% of gamblers on a losing streak stop laying bets right before the big win. It's a fact.
Don't be a loser. Be a winner.
Don't be a loser. Be a winner.
I’m the only person from my team in the office today. It’s to get my numbers up so I can WFH over Christmas.
Pretty lonely.
Pretty lonely.
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I’m the only person from my team in the office today. It’s to get my numbers up so I can WFH over Christmas.
Pretty lonely.
Pretty lonely.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
Let down by two folks I was planning on meeting in London this evening and I am relieved. Not feeling so hot and I need an early night.
If I was at home I’d run a hot bath. Ah well, watching the hotel TV in bed is a small luxury.
If I was at home I’d run a hot bath. Ah well, watching the hotel TV in bed is a small luxury.
December 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Let down by two folks I was planning on meeting in London this evening and I am relieved. Not feeling so hot and I need an early night.
If I was at home I’d run a hot bath. Ah well, watching the hotel TV in bed is a small luxury.
If I was at home I’d run a hot bath. Ah well, watching the hotel TV in bed is a small luxury.
If you need cheering up, Microsoft halved its sales targets for Copilot following soft demand.
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If you need cheering up, Microsoft halved its sales targets for Copilot following soft demand.
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Read this. Then read it again.
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Read this. Then read it again.
I hate when my jaw aches from grinding my teeth in my sleep. Thank god for the guard I wear or I’d be down to little pegs of bone.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I hate when my jaw aches from grinding my teeth in my sleep. Thank god for the guard I wear or I’d be down to little pegs of bone.
There’s no need to call me that.
December 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
There’s no need to call me that.
“You need to take notice. X isn’t on its way. X is already here. If you’re not doing X, your competition will and you will end living under a bridge living off river jetsam.”
- every LinkedIn post this year
- every LinkedIn post this year
December 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
“You need to take notice. X isn’t on its way. X is already here. If you’re not doing X, your competition will and you will end living under a bridge living off river jetsam.”
- every LinkedIn post this year
- every LinkedIn post this year
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Fun fact: starfish are incapable of maintaining fusion.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fun fact: starfish are incapable of maintaining fusion.
For those unfamiliar with my previous post: youtu.be/XbIu2bdBhMo?...
Southpark no way nooo waaaay goth
YouTube video by Burrito
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 AM
For those unfamiliar with my previous post: youtu.be/XbIu2bdBhMo?...
My latest stimming habit has been the “no way no way” from the South Park goth/emo episode.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
My latest stimming habit has been the “no way no way” from the South Park goth/emo episode.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
My daughter, @datbich.bsky.social has noticed this and joins in.
Seeing the announcement of Microsoft Fara AI, I’m ecstatic to have moved to Linux.
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Seeing the announcement of Microsoft Fara AI, I’m ecstatic to have moved to Linux.
When I die, I want my body chopped into bits, wrapped in newspaper and scattered around a park.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When I die, I want my body chopped into bits, wrapped in newspaper and scattered around a park.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
Attendees of my funeral must find the bits like an Easter egg hunt.
Joke’s on them, I was cremated and they’re actually pieces of a drifter.
The police are on their way.
I love cats, but adore dogs. I truly think they’re one of the greatest things humankind has made.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love cats, but adore dogs. I truly think they’re one of the greatest things humankind has made.
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“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
“Did you like that necklace I got you? You don’t remember? I gave it to you last week. You said you loved it. You really forgot that quickly?”
New coder insult: they’re so stupid they think a pull request is a chat up line.
December 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
New coder insult: they’re so stupid they think a pull request is a chat up line.
Fun fact, there’s not a vibrant second hand market for vapes.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
December 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Fun fact, there’s not a vibrant second hand market for vapes.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
Not after the debacle that was cherry and herpes flavour.
I just got some Cherry Pepsi Max in the corner shop (don’t judge) and they had a sign of things they can’t accept returns of.
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I just got some Cherry Pepsi Max in the corner shop (don’t judge) and they had a sign of things they can’t accept returns of.
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
The list included vapes. I laughed but apparently it’s a regular enough issue that they need a sign for it.
What kind of scrub, skank loser would try to return a vape!?
Dobby is basically gay Gollum. In this essay we will be exploring…
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dobby is basically gay Gollum. In this essay we will be exploring…
I like the new glass UI on iOS.
Very Windows Vista.
Very Windows Vista.
December 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I like the new glass UI on iOS.
Very Windows Vista.
Very Windows Vista.