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malallory
@malallory.bsky.social
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she/her, MN USA
professional nanny, amateur at everything else.
passionate about foraging, gardening, and connecting with the land we belong to.
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malallory @malallory.bsky.social · Oct 31
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malallory.bsky.social
Learning to ID plants and especially mushrooms is fun because it'll be like, "this specimen has these certain characteristics, except when it doesn't."
July 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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ursula: if you want to cross a bridge, my sweet, you’ve got to pay the toll!
ariel: cross a what
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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A branch of pinkish white blossoms against a backdrop of a brown brick wall. The blossoms are some kind of plum or crabapple.
April 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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"Smart" features I didn't ask for are bad enough, but I swear to god half the "corrections" it gives me are WRONG anyway. Gross.
a screenshot of a snippet of an email in which the email host has suggested replacing the word, "dispersing," with, "disbursing," which would be incorrect. Disbursing only applies to money. The email writer is talking about native plant seeds.
February 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Someone explain to me why, knowing how incredibly ticklish I am, I chose to go into a career where I am just CONSTANTLY being touched by tiny humans with no personal boundaries.
February 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
malallory.bsky.social
The kid I nanny gave one of his baby dolls a name today.
He named it, "Pot Roast."
I'm over the moon. I love this kid.
February 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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lizleeships.bsky.social
The coziest #destiel
December 1, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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mmejans.bsky.social
Always a good day when I see these #FungiFriends
A group of bracket fungi (turkey tails) in various shades of brown on a log
November 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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I am so WEAK
I'm doing an "evil" playthrough of Stardew Valley in which I'm gonna do the Joja route and marry and divorce every bachelorette and bachelor.
I'm only on my second spouse but I was a fool and didn't realize how I attached I'd get to Haley 😭 now I keep procrastinating our divorce.
November 23, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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Have some squishy babies 🥰
#fungifriends #mushrooms
A photo of a cream-colored elfin saddle mushroom growing out of the soil. A photo of a cluster of small, yellowish-white jelly mushrooms growing from a tree. A photo of a small bluish-white mushroom growing at the base of a log. A photo of a cluster of four tiny, yellow jelly baby mushrooms growing from the soil. Several much larger brown oak leaves lie next to them.
November 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
malallory.bsky.social
Some kind of pin mold on these mushrooms. Or possibly an alien.
#fungifriends #mushroom #mold
A photo of two pinkish-brown mushrooms growing from a log, both covered in a bluish pin mold. The mushrooms have thin stems and wide, delicate caps. The mold looks like long blue fur or whiskers extending from the entirety of the mushrooms.
November 21, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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Gorgeous resinous polypores
#fungifriends #mushrooms
A photo of three resinous polypore mushrooms growing from a moss-covered log. The mushrooms are a dusty brown on top with a reddish edge, and white on the undersides. The uppermost mushroom has dripped its amber-colored guttations onto the ones underneath it.
November 21, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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If you haven't used this one I definitely suggest you do. 👇💙👩‍🍳🏳️‍⚧️
November 16, 2024 at 3:21 PM
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#Castiel #Supernatural
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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thefriendlypigeon.bsky.social
#Destiel #DeanWinchester #Castiel #Supernatural
November 17, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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🐝🌼
#bumblebees #dahlias #bees
A photo of two bumblebees on a yellow Dahlia flower.
November 15, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Asters 🤍
A photo of an American Aster bush tightly packed with white blooms.
November 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Splitgills never fail to take my breath away with how beautiful they are. They're like frost in fungus form.
lukelukeluke.bsky.social lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · Nov 12
Here are some nice mushrooms
A moss speckled tree branch lies above a forest floor of fallen oak leaves, several large colonies of white Splitgill mushroom grow toward the camera, their swirling gills creating flowing patterns on varied scales. Photo taken by me December 2023
November 12, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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mmejans.bsky.social
Deep in a dark forest on Oahu, some shelf fungi #FungiFriends
Brown banded shelf fungi growing on a tree branch, with one fungus shaped like a question mark
November 11, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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My 2023 pumpkin
#nimona @gingerhaze.bsky.social
A pumpkin carved with the face of Nimona from the animated Nimona movie. She's throwing up metal hands and has a huge, menacing, toothy grin.
November 11, 2024 at 10:58 PM
malallory.bsky.social
I've gone so long not posting most of the pictures I take anywhere, so I've decided to (try to) change that here.
#October #autumn #maple
A photo of red and orange maple leaves against a deep blue sky.
November 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
malallory.bsky.social
weeping into my hands
this is incredible and the absolute intersection of two of my great passions 🎃🍄
rebcebab.bsky.social 🐸 Becky / Rebcebab 🐸 @rebcebab.bsky.social · Nov 9
I haven't had time this year but found pictures of my jack-o from last year 🎃
November 10, 2024 at 3:52 AM
malallory.bsky.social
someone who is good at fridge economy please help me
a pie chart titled "current contents of my fridge" with the slices being: cheeses: 10% sauces: 15% other (eggs, bread, beverages): 5% the remaining shriveled beets and peppers from my garden: 10% homemade jams, jellies, and syrups: 10% apples: 50%
November 2, 2024 at 7:40 PM