Zombie Night
malarchist.bsky.social
Zombie Night
@malarchist.bsky.social
I'm over 40. 💕💀
...and now it's snowing.
January 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Once again, I am so, so sleepy. 😴
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Was watching a video recently and heard "neurodivergent" as "nerd-divergent" and now that's the only way I can think of it 🧠
January 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Woke up to even more flood warnings but the rain stopped early enough that there's no standing water outside. 🎉 Windy as fuck though.
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Down pouring like crazy! I'd hate to be out in this. The walk to the parking garage tomorrow morning is gonna suuuuuck.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
lol we're under flood warning 🌊🌊🌊
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Stocked up on vodka and bought a one dollar cup of chicken nuggets. #moralebooster
January 7, 2026 at 11:11 PM
What if I just get really into crystals this year.
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I'M SO SLEEPY.
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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Lucy’s New Year’s resolution: eat more spaghetti
January 5, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Got an email NYE morning asking anyone in my department to log in and do the end-of-month post on a database, so we wouldn't have to deal with the freak out it goes through whenever there's a time change...I do it from home. Come in on the 3rd to clean, find out the database is down anyway.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Speaking of Blur/Damon Albarn, I was aware of who Jamie Hewlett was, before realizing he was half of the duo who created Gorillaz, because I had an art student roommate who liked Tank Girl, but for years, I was under the impression that he was Australian, and I keep forgetting he's not.
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 AM
The worst biography/autobiography I've ever read was Steven Tyler's. Incoherent as hell then there was that nasty little bit about how the abortion had by the minor under his guardianship that he knocked up was harder on him than it was for her. Just some disgusting shit.
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Alex James's autobiography is one of the strangest and most hilarious books I've ever read. You'll start reading a paragraph that doesn't seem like much, but suddenly ends with "so-and-so at that time kept getting hit by cars/this person kept getting set on fire" and you're just like, "WTF????"
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Panicked over my end of the month tarot reading being a harbinger of disaster because I had two reversed cards in a row only to remember that the hanged man is naturally upside down and it wasn't a reversed card at all.

So far everything for 2026 advises planning.
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
🎉🎉🎉
January 1, 2026 at 6:02 AM
I would love to get a Big Challenges tattoo. 💚 Maybe I should just make my goals for next year to be "get more tattoos." 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Solo sweeping/mopping done.
December 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Chore night tonight, alone. I'm supposed to get paid. Fifteen fucking dollars. Jfc.
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The difference between "here's your bombs, buddy" and "here's your bombs, asshole" is nothing.
December 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The temperature dropped to under twenty and it snowed. 😭🥶
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Storms this morning. 🤩
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Another morning of robins singing before five am. These little fuckers sound like squeak toys. I'm getting a noise machine to block them out, but it's taking fucking forever to get here.
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Electric blankets are some of the best things ever. 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Went to the bird sanctuary and hand fed chickadees until my hands got so cold I was starting to lose feeling in them. 🤩😍
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM