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@maldiction.bsky.social
"Go home and be a family man"
Good Morning.

Here’s your Jake Paul update of the day.
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
??? That would've been

outrageous
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
From a humanitarian POV, yes.
From a capitalist POV, no.

As a country that cares more about $$ than people, we will NEVER see the humanitarian mindset be implemented as policy, regardless of which party is in power.
Universal healthcare just makes sense
December 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wait - didn't y'all have everybody on here posing pics of themselves holding a spoon or some shit? I thought we been thru this
wait… yall aren’t real!?
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They was like, "Here. DAMN."
Look at his bitter ass. Even he knows deep down this is BS and he's scorned because Barack got the one he REALLY wanted. 😭😭
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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WE AINT BUYING SHIT!!
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Today’s poem.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Fuck it. Here I go *puts on foil hat*:

They have to tell this lie because they are still trying to convince us that the gushing neck hole is the "entry wound". It's not.

Bullet probly went thru the back of his head, near his right side & CAME OUT thru the neck.
September 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
"Fish don't fry in the kitchen! Beans don't burn on the grill!"
4. What TV show has the best theme song?
September 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We not gonna talk about PBS shows without mentioning Wordgirl

Theme song was a banger too
youtu.be/cALTm4TTrUI?...
September 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There is no best friends Hall of Fame.
THEY MADE IT UP!!!
a cartoon of a man sitting at a table with a box of nick cereal in front of him
ALT: a cartoon of a man sitting at a table with a box of nick cereal in front of him
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Tems. The type of sex appeal that got dudes spontaneously exclaiming,"Holy smokes!"
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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america is such a young country.
September 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Which...i mean...the US government did compensate former slave OWNERS in DC. This IS who the US has always been. It's as unreasonable as it is consistent.
No person can reasonably assert that “wanting a ceasefire” can coexist with “the genociders have a right to do genocide”

That’s like saying you want to abolish slavery and also protect enslavers.
September 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
August 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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🚨Special… UhOh.. 🫢
August 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Retailers are in for the shock of their lives cause guess what, we ain’t buyin shit.
While we’re all talking retail ..
August 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Im eating whatever she cooks
August 19, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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60 Minutes Australia ran a well-reported 20 minute segment on Trump & Epstein yesterday. But it’s been pulled from the internet. It would be a pity if this link to the report went viral

archive.org/details/60-m...
60 Minutes Australia: Trump & Epstein : 60 Minutes : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
60 Minutes Australia segment on Trump and Epstein. Uploaded for preservation as it was made private on youtube.
archive.org
August 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
If you see this, post a character you love and a character you...tolerate.
August 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM