Malice the Macabre
@malicethemacabre.bsky.social
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Pronouns: They/She
The nightmarishly whimsical, foul mouthed & feral living cryptid. Queer AF, disabled medical zebra 🦓
🦇Spooky & Sweet🍭
Pronouns: They/She
The nightmarishly whimsical, foul mouthed & feral living cryptid. Queer AF, disabled medical zebra 🦓
🦇Spooky & Sweet🍭
Doing a sale on all my premade, ooak jewelry through Tuesday if anyone here is interested. See my pinned post on FB for details.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Doing a sale on all my premade, ooak jewelry through Tuesday if anyone here is interested. See my pinned post on FB for details.
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Lol both of my glasses are broken now. The first repair job is holding for the time being & the other I couldn't fix today. Paying a very expensive subscription fee for vision is such bullshit. They're always around $500+ because of how shit my eyes are. Fuuuuck
November 20, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Lol both of my glasses are broken now. The first repair job is holding for the time being & the other I couldn't fix today. Paying a very expensive subscription fee for vision is such bullshit. They're always around $500+ because of how shit my eyes are. Fuuuuck
So, the day after my booster, I decided to go through allll my fabrics/clothes and rebag them for the eventual move. Keeping my arm moving through the pain was more helpful than hurtful.I Remembered that from childhood shots in my thighs for walking pnumonia 2x (had pneumonia 3x total before age 10)
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
So, the day after my booster, I decided to go through allll my fabrics/clothes and rebag them for the eventual move. Keeping my arm moving through the pain was more helpful than hurtful.I Remembered that from childhood shots in my thighs for walking pnumonia 2x (had pneumonia 3x total before age 10)
Got a long overdue covid booster today. First time being stabbed since the traumatic ER visit last year...so the lead up was intense even with anxiety meds. The person who did it was so sweet, patient and gentle, it didn't hurt at all, not even a little. It helped my trauma a bit too.
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Got a long overdue covid booster today. First time being stabbed since the traumatic ER visit last year...so the lead up was intense even with anxiety meds. The person who did it was so sweet, patient and gentle, it didn't hurt at all, not even a little. It helped my trauma a bit too.
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I said fuck it and buzzed off all my hair. Was tired of it and my scalp always hurting. I fucking love it.
October 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I said fuck it and buzzed off all my hair. Was tired of it and my scalp always hurting. I fucking love it.
Folks who grow facial hair, namely the stache: does one side of your mustache grow in faster/longer than the other fucking side? I got rid of mine during the heatwave and as it comes back in again, I'm noticing things lol
October 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Folks who grow facial hair, namely the stache: does one side of your mustache grow in faster/longer than the other fucking side? I got rid of mine during the heatwave and as it comes back in again, I'm noticing things lol
Nothing like having ARFID while there's been almost nothing to eat in the house, let alone acceptable to eat things for the last 2 weeks. I wonder how much weight I've lost. I felt like this all the time as an anorexic teenager that didn't look the part 🙃 so this is doing WONDERS for my mental state
October 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Nothing like having ARFID while there's been almost nothing to eat in the house, let alone acceptable to eat things for the last 2 weeks. I wonder how much weight I've lost. I felt like this all the time as an anorexic teenager that didn't look the part 🙃 so this is doing WONDERS for my mental state
Can't afford to give out candy this year...can't even give the neighborhood kids one last Halloween from us. Fuck my MIL
October 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Can't afford to give out candy this year...can't even give the neighborhood kids one last Halloween from us. Fuck my MIL
I don't give a fuck how standard the practice may be on onlyfans, I will NEVER offer dick ratings. Never have, so don't fucking ask me. I don't wanna see your dick, no matter what you offer to pay me.
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don't give a fuck how standard the practice may be on onlyfans, I will NEVER offer dick ratings. Never have, so don't fucking ask me. I don't wanna see your dick, no matter what you offer to pay me.
Timeline has moved up. We will be homeless by the end of October if we don't find a place ASAP (and we literally can't because they won't even let you apply without a certain income) and no place that accommodates us is remotely affordable or near my son's highschool. We are fucked.
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Timeline has moved up. We will be homeless by the end of October if we don't find a place ASAP (and we literally can't because they won't even let you apply without a certain income) and no place that accommodates us is remotely affordable or near my son's highschool. We are fucked.
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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
September 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."
When all of your clothes feel too "gender" for your genderfluid ass, sometimes only a skeleton onsie will do. When all options fail you, be the fucking skeleton.
September 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When all of your clothes feel too "gender" for your genderfluid ass, sometimes only a skeleton onsie will do. When all options fail you, be the fucking skeleton.
Lola traumatized me in a way I'll never get over. She found a rabbit in the back yard the other night that's lived in the garden for some time & treated it like a toy. They squeak exactly the same as toys...& I'll never fucking unhear that sound or unsee that...my screams... I was in emotional shock
September 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Lola traumatized me in a way I'll never get over. She found a rabbit in the back yard the other night that's lived in the garden for some time & treated it like a toy. They squeak exactly the same as toys...& I'll never fucking unhear that sound or unsee that...my screams... I was in emotional shock
Live your life in such a way that people don't celebrate your death 🤷🏻
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Live your life in such a way that people don't celebrate your death 🤷🏻
Lol so we have to move bc my MIL needs to sell the house apparently 🙃
Yay.
Anyone want some fucking art?
Yay.
Anyone want some fucking art?
September 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Lol so we have to move bc my MIL needs to sell the house apparently 🙃
Yay.
Anyone want some fucking art?
Yay.
Anyone want some fucking art?
Just a PSA that if youre on my VIP OF page and you leave rebill on all month and then fuck off on the day it's supposed to to charge you, you'll be restricted or blocked because it's a huge dick move. Especially from folks I know IRL. This is why you dudes can't have nice things
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Just a PSA that if youre on my VIP OF page and you leave rebill on all month and then fuck off on the day it's supposed to to charge you, you'll be restricted or blocked because it's a huge dick move. Especially from folks I know IRL. This is why you dudes can't have nice things
Lola has a potential forever home she will be going to next week. At least that's the plan atm. Lady could change her mind, who knows. I have a Mix of emotions about it, all extreme in nature. It's certainly the straw that broke my mental health though...
August 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Lola has a potential forever home she will be going to next week. At least that's the plan atm. Lady could change her mind, who knows. I have a Mix of emotions about it, all extreme in nature. It's certainly the straw that broke my mental health though...
I'm not ok.
If you need me, no the fuck you don't.
(Unless you're picking up a commission I already finished for you)
If you need me, no the fuck you don't.
(Unless you're picking up a commission I already finished for you)
August 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm not ok.
If you need me, no the fuck you don't.
(Unless you're picking up a commission I already finished for you)
If you need me, no the fuck you don't.
(Unless you're picking up a commission I already finished for you)
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Heh.
August 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Heh.
Disassociating constantly just to survive...and I know it's going to take a toll...because it already fucking is.
August 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Disassociating constantly just to survive...and I know it's going to take a toll...because it already fucking is.
I just got the most accessible wireless bra in my life thanks to a fan getting it for me from my throne wishlist. I could have never gotten that for myself budget wise. This means so much to me. To have something so tailored to my needs is rare.
My subs will get to see said bra of course.
My subs will get to see said bra of course.
August 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I just got the most accessible wireless bra in my life thanks to a fan getting it for me from my throne wishlist. I could have never gotten that for myself budget wise. This means so much to me. To have something so tailored to my needs is rare.
My subs will get to see said bra of course.
My subs will get to see said bra of course.
I love migraines that start the moment I wake up and continue throughout the day because literally nothing helps them. So swell a thing to experience.
August 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I love migraines that start the moment I wake up and continue throughout the day because literally nothing helps them. So swell a thing to experience.
I went 2 years without a PCP once mine retired because of this...and I'm currently like this about ENTs period. Never going to another one. They always treat me like a child.
[Why Gaslighting Your Patients is Wrong]
Person: *Gets gaslit by different doctors several times*
Person: You know what I could do to stop this from happening? Isolate myself and never see another doctor again.
Person: *Gets gaslit by different doctors several times*
Person: You know what I could do to stop this from happening? Isolate myself and never see another doctor again.
August 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I went 2 years without a PCP once mine retired because of this...and I'm currently like this about ENTs period. Never going to another one. They always treat me like a child.