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mallory 🌟
@mall0rt.bsky.social
· Jan 30
create. be loud. be obnoxious. share your joy. take care of yourself.
disrespectfully if you are in college i BETTER not catch you pulling up to class in PAJAMAS.
we are in COLLEGE. you are an ADULT. WHAT THE HELL
we are in COLLEGE. you are an ADULT. WHAT THE HELL
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
disrespectfully if you are in college i BETTER not catch you pulling up to class in PAJAMAS.
we are in COLLEGE. you are an ADULT. WHAT THE HELL
we are in COLLEGE. you are an ADULT. WHAT THE HELL
what if the JD in JD Vance stood for Just Dance
October 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what if the JD in JD Vance stood for Just Dance
anxiety poops typa morning
August 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
anxiety poops typa morning
scared myself thinking about how pandemic babies are already 5
August 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
scared myself thinking about how pandemic babies are already 5
it’s 2025 and i STILL can’t use my microwave when it has a timer running
August 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it’s 2025 and i STILL can’t use my microwave when it has a timer running
ikea is the future and nobody can tell me otherwise
August 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
ikea is the future and nobody can tell me otherwise
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FYI this is a Mercator projection hate account and always will be, so you can unfollow if that offends you.
January 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
FYI this is a Mercator projection hate account and always will be, so you can unfollow if that offends you.
it saddens me that life saving hotlines and resources are being defunded. waited 30 minutes for nothing
July 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it saddens me that life saving hotlines and resources are being defunded. waited 30 minutes for nothing
the new goodreads logo is… jarring to say the least 😵💫🥴
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
the new goodreads logo is… jarring to say the least 😵💫🥴
my life has consisted of a terrifying amount of coincidences recently. something is happening…
July 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
my life has consisted of a terrifying amount of coincidences recently. something is happening…
life is so short. use the sticker. start the blank notebook. eat the ice cream. do all the shit!!!
July 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
life is so short. use the sticker. start the blank notebook. eat the ice cream. do all the shit!!!
feeling… suspicious because i’ve had crazy luck with raffles within the last ~2 years of my life. i’ve won 3 (maybe 4) raffles and 2 scholarships in that period of time… strange tbh
July 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
feeling… suspicious because i’ve had crazy luck with raffles within the last ~2 years of my life. i’ve won 3 (maybe 4) raffles and 2 scholarships in that period of time… strange tbh
this is your reminder that IQ is racist, ableist, classist (etc) and a standardized practice to attach more numbers to people in addition to grades/tips/income/etc
July 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this is your reminder that IQ is racist, ableist, classist (etc) and a standardized practice to attach more numbers to people in addition to grades/tips/income/etc
if you have tinted windshields you aren’t allowed to get mad at pedestrians for not being able to decipher if you’re letting them cross or not! thanks for coming to my TedTalk
July 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
if you have tinted windshields you aren’t allowed to get mad at pedestrians for not being able to decipher if you’re letting them cross or not! thanks for coming to my TedTalk
foaming at the mouth trying to find scholarships i’m eligible for
July 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
foaming at the mouth trying to find scholarships i’m eligible for
my evil conservative brother is stuck in the car with me for 3 hours so i am forcing him to endure Tejano/Tex-Mex music & Alanis Morissette <3
May 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
my evil conservative brother is stuck in the car with me for 3 hours so i am forcing him to endure Tejano/Tex-Mex music & Alanis Morissette <3
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a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
May 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
a very good feeling is getting a book from the library that you were considering purchasing and then finishing it and thinking "that sucked ass, i'm so glad i get to give this shit back"
we talked about this in my strategic communication class as a case study… lol
Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here.
Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger
Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger
May 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
we talked about this in my strategic communication class as a case study… lol
i was gifted this book when i received a scholarship award at my college’s women’s & gender studies annual symposium!! really loved this more than i thought i would. definitely worth reading :)
May 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
i was gifted this book when i received a scholarship award at my college’s women’s & gender studies annual symposium!! really loved this more than i thought i would. definitely worth reading :)
i’m just a little guy I CAN’T HANDLE ALL OF THIS
April 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
i’m just a little guy I CAN’T HANDLE ALL OF THIS
got broken up with AND it’s finals season?? might as well just kill me
April 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
got broken up with AND it’s finals season?? might as well just kill me
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This this this this this this this
April 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This this this this this this this
can’t believe that i presented at a conference and i might be part of a publication within the next year ?//€/&:)? i’m only a sophomore in college this is so cool
huge shoutout to my WGS250 professor & peers!!! they are awesome
huge shoutout to my WGS250 professor & peers!!! they are awesome
March 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
can’t believe that i presented at a conference and i might be part of a publication within the next year ?//€/&:)? i’m only a sophomore in college this is so cool
huge shoutout to my WGS250 professor & peers!!! they are awesome
huge shoutout to my WGS250 professor & peers!!! they are awesome
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARIES!!! libraries have SO many resources that people don’t know about!!!
March 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL LIBRARIES!!! libraries have SO many resources that people don’t know about!!!