My earliest memory of my love for reality TV was being 8 years old and staying at a hotel for a family bar mitzvah and spending too much time watching the closed circuit TV channel of the hotel lobby.

Ira Glass sounds like Fred Armisen doing an impression of Ira Glass.

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Eggs

Hanukkah is not “Jewish Christmas” and changing items to say things like “holiday tree” and “holiday ornament” does not make your space inclusive to other religions.

If Dr. Oz doesn’t get approved to head up Centers for Medicare and Medicaid, I hear this doctor is the other option.

The father from Pat the Bunny gives off Jon Hamm vibes. Ok, Daddy!

Calm it pigeons. You're not The Beastie Boys.

It’s been downhill since Todd’s bar mitzvah. #genx

I know I’m a good mom, because my daughter started doing impressions of Jennifer Coolidge.

If you’d like to know what it was like for me growing up Jewish in Alabama in the 1980s, here is a photo of our beloved Jewish pro-wrestler Great Caesar aka Big Sam who also sung in the synagogue choir and his handler Johnny Peebles, who ran security at the JCC.