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Hannah Apuan
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software engineer. 💖✨
(go/aws/infra/platform) ✨
ex twilio. ex sendgrid. ✨
just a little cat girl in a big dog world. 🐱
denver, co ✨

my opinions are my own.

https://hannahapuan.github.io/
add me on WoW: Elestara-Turalyon (❄️ DK)
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If you are gonna dox ICE, please host a git repo too of your static content. Make it infinitely replicable.
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Why is the closest Whataburger from me over an hour 😭😭😭😭 💧🍔
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
New materialistic dream: have those built-in spinny motors from the 60s that can power various appliances
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but I haven’t seen anything about the Iran protests other than in German media.. which is wild. Yall should look that up…
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Solidarität mit den Protesten im Iran, Solidarität mit den Menschen im Iran.
January 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Eskalierende Proteste im ganzen Land: Iran bittet USA um 10.000 ICE-Beamte www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/iran...
Eskalierende Proteste im ganzen Land: Iran bittet USA um 10.000 ICE-Beamte
Teheran, Washington (dpo) - Jetzt brauchen sie die Unterstützung von echten Experten: Die iranische Regierung hat heute offiziell die USA um Hilfe bei
www.der-postillon.com
January 12, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Missing Taco Bell’s nacho fries. Getting rid of those was a mistake
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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A study in Nature Immunology shows that Long COVID is characterized by persistent activation of chronic inflammatory pathways and T cell exhaustion. The findings suggest new therapeutic targets and potential biomarkers of disease. go.nature.com/4oU0kib #immunosky #medsky 🧪
January 13, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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they abolished the department of education, we do not need a trojan horse to abolish ice we can just do it
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
January 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Can I just eat chips and assorted dips for the rest of my life
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
:(
January 8, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I miss traveling so much.
January 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Today I learned; a very popular protein powder company was actually just repackaging $2/box cake mix and selling it for $75 as protein powder mix.
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Made “marry me chicken” tonight and waaay oversalted it and then tried to fix it. In the end it was edible but diluting the salt also diluted all of the other flavors. ☹️
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I just want to visit a webpage and not have to close at least three popups
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
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The weirdest thing about Americans is how many of them think their laws apply to every person in the world.
But they're certain other countries' laws don't apply to them.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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One of the most lopsided results you'll ever see in a poll, from our weekend Washington Post poll www.washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It takes two generations to forget.. and here we are again after what was supposed to be the war that would end all wars. Sad.
January 5, 2026 at 6:28 PM