problem goose
@mammothfactory.bsky.social
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listening to birds at the end of the world http://mammothfactory.tumblr.com
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Democrats courting the coveted swing vote by supporting bold new initiative for summary public executions of Democrats
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tomhentoff.bsky.social
Multicolored Asian lady beetle, this afternoon on Maine Avenue. 🐞
Lady beetle in profile, on railing.
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emilyonhere.gay
hey guys! just made my second billionth dollar. anyway here’s a pop slop album about all the difficulties i face being an obscenely rich white girl who was a high schooler once, by the way
mammothfactory.bsky.social
seeing the increasingly common take “you can’t call it fascism because if it’s fascism we can’t get rid of it with voting and voting is all I know how to do”
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mammothfactory.bsky.social
the play is the tragedy Man, and its hero the Conqueror Goose
mammothfactory.bsky.social
the only real answer for this is the end of America and everything like it, but I don’t expect anyone in America to actually really accept that until it’s too late
mammothfactory.bsky.social
two years of a livestreamed genocide armed and funded by the US and the left in this country managed to get to self-immolation multiple times without ever just breaking shit
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theonion.com
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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teamswiftparrot.bsky.social
Look at the incredible beast we saw today! Malleefowl are so fantastic
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mammothfactory.bsky.social
“[technology x] isn’t going anywhere”

buddy I hate to break it to you but the AMOC is collapsing, we’re all going away at this rate, whatever little toy you got obsessed with isn’t gonna make it either
mammothfactory.bsky.social
there's plenty we can do about it, just nothing you can talk about out loud
mammothfactory.bsky.social
every day another article like "they're building a machine that burns everything alive to make jpegs of Spiderman fucking the Hamburglar, nothing you can do about it though, it's the Future"
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comics journal give me six thousand words on this
mammothfactory.bsky.social
history’s shittiest newspaper comic, created by a man with the soul of a xerox machine, kept alive online by aging millennials posting fifteen-year-old memes
mammothfactory.bsky.social
muting and blocking everyone who makes me look at garfield online
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mammothfactory.bsky.social
maybe they can put him back in that russian guy’s walk in freezer for a few months, that should fix him up again
mammothfactory.bsky.social
NTA you should feed your bird gf another slice of cucumber
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all these people - conservatives, liberals, leftists - want to believe in the myth of the noble soldier because it's necessary to the myth of the good military, and all of their worldviews depend on militaries
mammothfactory.bsky.social
give spiderman big tits. give him eight big tits, like a spider
mammothfactory.bsky.social
my hot comic take is that I should have enough free time in my life to actually draw comics, or even just enough free time to feel like I'm actually alive
liammcguire.bsky.social
Anyone have a particularly hot comic take?