ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

October Suprise? In Leaked Comments, Trump Says He Prefers The CHVRCHES Songs Where The Guy Sings

I always wonder what will happen when China starts massing troops in Quanzhou and the first thing the American teenager sees in their tik tok feed is, “here’s why China should be able to turn Taiwan into a parking lot”

[therapist perks up, jots down on notepad and removes glasses]
Therapist: America, why don't we try to unpack that a bit.

If you put potatoes in a breakfast burrito, jail. Straight to jail.

So bad at PvP social media so they invented bot servers