Bart Mancuso’s Boat
@mancusosboat.bsky.social
Get on your local boards and commissions and be punk af.
It cost as much to buy my wedding tuxedo as to rent it twice, so I went for it. Great choice! Having a tuxedo on hand just in case has paid off in spades over the years.
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It cost as much to buy my wedding tuxedo as to rent it twice, so I went for it. Great choice! Having a tuxedo on hand just in case has paid off in spades over the years.
Storefront protestant church is almost done building their new building in town. And it is the most strip mall ass looking piece of shit for a church I’ve ever seen built intentionally.
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Storefront protestant church is almost done building their new building in town. And it is the most strip mall ass looking piece of shit for a church I’ve ever seen built intentionally.
I’m a grown adult with an income. The grocery near me sells gardetto’s in bulk. No one can stop me from eating rye crisps all afternoon long.
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m a grown adult with an income. The grocery near me sells gardetto’s in bulk. No one can stop me from eating rye crisps all afternoon long.
I was working a polling place in Fairbanks in November 2020 and a guy walked in from the distant hills and asked if this was where he could vote against Nancy Pelosi.
What happens when you distill 2025 into a single social media post?
This.
This is what you get.
This.
This is what you get.
November 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I was working a polling place in Fairbanks in November 2020 and a guy walked in from the distant hills and asked if this was where he could vote against Nancy Pelosi.
I like it when my daily internet puzzles do holiday themed puzzles.
October 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I like it when my daily internet puzzles do holiday themed puzzles.
Imagine watching a tv show for 25 years and not knowing the outcome
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Imagine watching a tv show for 25 years and not knowing the outcome
Before today’s game starts and no matter what happens, I want the Mariners to know that I’ll still love them.
October 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Before today’s game starts and no matter what happens, I want the Mariners to know that I’ll still love them.
High as hell, 9am in the computer lab bashing out a paper on age discrimination before a 10:00 sociology class. Aced it.
i took caffeine pills and wrote 8 pages about the odyssey in 90 minutes before it was due. i had not read the odyssey. A-
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
High as hell, 9am in the computer lab bashing out a paper on age discrimination before a 10:00 sociology class. Aced it.
Listening to 12 year olds try to navigate multifactor authentication to become friends on Minecraft over the phone.
They’re hating it. Bring on the next generation
They’re hating it. Bring on the next generation
a man in a hood says let the hate flow through you !!!
ALT: a man in a hood says let the hate flow through you !!!
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September 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Listening to 12 year olds try to navigate multifactor authentication to become friends on Minecraft over the phone.
They’re hating it. Bring on the next generation
They’re hating it. Bring on the next generation
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
I like living at the end of the time zones because you can find the bottom of the internet after everyone else quits posting.
September 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I like living at the end of the time zones because you can find the bottom of the internet after everyone else quits posting.
I’m reminded today, for no particular reason, of “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
September 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I’m reminded today, for no particular reason, of “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
For the record, I’m enjoying the extra innings. Thanks, Seattle Mariners.
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
For the record, I’m enjoying the extra innings. Thanks, Seattle Mariners.
🎼🎷🎺 ✊
The kids are alright
The kids are alright
On Saturday, August 16, hundreds of Latinx punks gathered at MacArthur Park for an evening of anti-authoritarian cumbia and hardcore ska punk as one of the venue’s 10 free summer concerts.
By @jwhendricks.bsky.social
Full story: lataco.com/ska-punk-mac...
By @jwhendricks.bsky.social
Full story: lataco.com/ska-punk-mac...
August 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The kids are alright
The kids are alright
The Hunt For Red October is tight. Things brought up in the establishing scenes come back meaningfully later and in a natural, unforced way. It evolves smoothly and every word matters.
in your opinion, completely subjective, no metrics and no judgment, what are the best written movies of all time? I don't care if you have never seen a screenplay in your life, just which story itself is the most moving and complete and perfect to you?
August 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Hunt For Red October is tight. Things brought up in the establishing scenes come back meaningfully later and in a natural, unforced way. It evolves smoothly and every word matters.
Found my new pro wrestling name
August 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Found my new pro wrestling name
Just so goddamned tired of all this bullshit all the time.
July 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just so goddamned tired of all this bullshit all the time.
Rewatching the ultra cool 1967 film Le Samourai with Alain Delon and can’t get over the fact that his character’s name is Jef.
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Rewatching the ultra cool 1967 film Le Samourai with Alain Delon and can’t get over the fact that his character’s name is Jef.
My dad busted his ass to get a college degree so he could put down the hammer and sit behind a desk. So did I. People who have actually done manual labor for a living don’t romanticize it.
regardless of how unworkable it is (and it's quite unworkable), the Trump 2.0 push to move America away from laptop jobs and back towards manual labor is a huge step backwards in overall quality of life
certainly some people prefer non-laptop jobs but on average they are much nicer
certainly some people prefer non-laptop jobs but on average they are much nicer
more americans should have the opportunity to work laptop jobs, imo
July 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My dad busted his ass to get a college degree so he could put down the hammer and sit behind a desk. So did I. People who have actually done manual labor for a living don’t romanticize it.
Looks like I picked a bad time to open social media to talk about the baseball game I’m watching.
July 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Looks like I picked a bad time to open social media to talk about the baseball game I’m watching.
Ugh, does the NYT not know how to enjoy an MLT when the mutton is nice and lean?
May 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ugh, does the NYT not know how to enjoy an MLT when the mutton is nice and lean?
Playing Modest Mouse for my son and realizing this is like my dad playing the Doors for me.
Gonna diminish and go into the west now.
Gonna diminish and go into the west now.
May 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Playing Modest Mouse for my son and realizing this is like my dad playing the Doors for me.
Gonna diminish and go into the west now.
Gonna diminish and go into the west now.
I ordered a record six weeks ago and watching the USPS tracker has been an adventure. I hope it’s all stickered up like a cartoon steamer trunk.
May 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I ordered a record six weeks ago and watching the USPS tracker has been an adventure. I hope it’s all stickered up like a cartoon steamer trunk.