can't bleed out if all your blood is safely in your dick 🥰🥰🥰

No, he’s fucking Blackbeard

AN- it’s important to acknowledge that i almost on impulse typed tom hardy, which i think sheds a light on who i am as a person

Did you know that Taika recommended Rhys for Stede? And then proceeded to say no to every actor suggested for Blackbeard until David asked him if *he* wanted to do it and he said yes?? That man basically said “if anyone is gonna be Rhys’s boyfriend it’s me” and we love him for that decision

Big Man Norman 🥹

your norman looks so much like my walter (and his middle name is norman!)

Murder Widows!

love imagining a sheepish izzy hands sidling up to him and muttering “i’ve still never been sketched” under his breath