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November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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"polysaturated" why we sounding deep fried
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
digging through old twt drafts and brynn said i should post this
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
need a polycule that looks like the futch scale
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It's really a Dolls paradise here. All the cis women are tall, angular and dress like mesh goths. I am functionally unclockable
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
really proud of myself because i remembered how to say an unfamiliar phrase in french at the francophone function tonight but unfortunately the phrase in question was “i’m unemployed”
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
google shouldnt do its stupid AI overview thing but there should be an option to turn on a bot that recognizes if you're googling something because you keep having terrible intrusive thoughts about it and it just feeds you reassuring lies
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
god gives his most transgender lesbians a thing for straight girls
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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i love hanging out with cool people :)
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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they call me mr. cancel
November 18, 2024 at 7:27 PM
theyre rinsing out their sinuses in my bathroom and i keep hearing them go “ughh. UGH. EW. UGHH.” i love these little moments of domesticity
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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baby please pick up the phone im sorry i asked you to do the naked sushi board thing and when i went for the spicy tuna roll my chopsticks grabbed your dick I know you're dysphoric about that so i wasn't supposed to chopsticks your dick but it was an accident girlie please pick up the phone ple
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
24hrs and nobody’s even asked for proof why do you guys hate me
tits officially big enough that sometimes when i put on a shirt it catches on them. jugs '25 might be a reality yet
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
tits officially big enough that sometimes when i put on a shirt it catches on them. jugs '25 might be a reality yet
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i like when their hair is a bit grown out cause their bangs get heart shaped
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the way vanilla cishet couples will use oral sex as a reward or gift or bargaining chip is actually waaaaaay kinkier than anything i've ever done
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i passed my butch a candy and then asked them to give me back the wrapper so i could throw it out and they kinda just looked at me blankly and after a sec said “…you unwrapped it for me?”
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
i wish hog-out was as chic as pussy-out.
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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I want to thank R, Curtis, anonymous, Nora, an insect known as an ant, Johnny , Leonardo, Muller, Sesh, , Marco the Greek, my man JD, Greg,
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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learning a lot about relationships on tiktok
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
stomping down on my will to live like an overstuffed suitcase so i can return to the consequence-free world of passive suicidality long enough to send one instagram DM to a cute girl i met at a party
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
getting unreasonably grumpy cause you realize your boyfriend’s last name and your last name would look stupid together
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 AM
shouldnt be allowed to feel self-loathing and horny at the same time. there should be an epiglottis between those parts of the brain.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM