gabringis
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if you are mean to me you will get banned off
eating dirt for extra vitamins and minerals
January 18, 2026 at 11:48 PM
eating dirt for extra vitamins and minerals
leaning forward to look at your phone is bad for your neck, and sitting is bad for you, so when I want to use my phone I stand perfectly straight and hold my arms straight out while doing a horse stance with my legs
January 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
leaning forward to look at your phone is bad for your neck, and sitting is bad for you, so when I want to use my phone I stand perfectly straight and hold my arms straight out while doing a horse stance with my legs
Happy Valentine's Day
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Happy Valentine's Day
the side of this beer can says "please drink responsibly" so I'm reviewing my investment portfolio
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
the side of this beer can says "please drink responsibly" so I'm reviewing my investment portfolio
we're experiencing a technological renaissance and immoral business practices are making people hate it
AI is AMAZING at exactly 5 things and DOGSHIT at everything else. No wonder people hate it...companies are using the best hammer ever made for EVERYTHING. Hammers aren't good at taking fast food orders! Bad idea!!
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
we're experiencing a technological renaissance and immoral business practices are making people hate it
AI is AMAZING at exactly 5 things and DOGSHIT at everything else. No wonder people hate it...companies are using the best hammer ever made for EVERYTHING. Hammers aren't good at taking fast food orders! Bad idea!!
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
AI is AMAZING at exactly 5 things and DOGSHIT at everything else. No wonder people hate it...companies are using the best hammer ever made for EVERYTHING. Hammers aren't good at taking fast food orders! Bad idea!!
pov you just asked a question about my special interest
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
pov you just asked a question about my special interest
My wife just said: if you only had one buttcheek, would you only have half an ass? Is that where the term "half-assed" came from?
Serious answers only
Serious answers only
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My wife just said: if you only had one buttcheek, would you only have half an ass? Is that where the term "half-assed" came from?
Serious answers only
Serious answers only
putting a reminder in my phone to tell my therapist about how I am excited that AI will evaluate my resume because I trust that shit more than some random dumbass
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
putting a reminder in my phone to tell my therapist about how I am excited that AI will evaluate my resume because I trust that shit more than some random dumbass
sending a zip bomb as a resume to potential employers (I am excited for them to contact me scheduling an interview)
December 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
sending a zip bomb as a resume to potential employers (I am excited for them to contact me scheduling an interview)
donna, what the fuck. i just wanna know if the food is good, nobody asked you to report on the local infrastructure
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
donna, what the fuck. i just wanna know if the food is good, nobody asked you to report on the local infrastructure
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in the uncomfortable position of feeling vaguely grateful to shitheads who traumatize musical artists that then go on to make soul-sizzling bangers
December 15, 2025 at 6:56 AM
in the uncomfortable position of feeling vaguely grateful to shitheads who traumatize musical artists that then go on to make soul-sizzling bangers
retweeting for awareness
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
retweeting for awareness
jojo is the only anime that has canonical filler that comes from the manga
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
jojo is the only anime that has canonical filler that comes from the manga
Emotional support robot
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Emotional support robot
Has anyone else ever noticed that most tiktoks seem to have humans in them?
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Has anyone else ever noticed that most tiktoks seem to have humans in them?
When weed was first legalized, I wonder how many people weren't given jobs at dispensaries for lack of previous experience
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
When weed was first legalized, I wonder how many people weren't given jobs at dispensaries for lack of previous experience
can't get cancelled if you don't get famous. random dude off the street #7854221 can't be at the center of a controversy. no hope of a whisper campaign ruining your career if nobody has heard of you. just a thought.
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
can't get cancelled if you don't get famous. random dude off the street #7854221 can't be at the center of a controversy. no hope of a whisper campaign ruining your career if nobody has heard of you. just a thought.
every clanker is an AI, but not every AI is a clanker
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
every clanker is an AI, but not every AI is a clanker
buttermilk is a fucking scam. it doesn't taste like EITHER of those things
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
buttermilk is a fucking scam. it doesn't taste like EITHER of those things
my wife and I were discussing the old Batman movies and said "did they have to make things stupid because people didn't know how to watch movies?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
my wife and I were discussing the old Batman movies and said "did they have to make things stupid because people didn't know how to watch movies?"
happy black friday ✊
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
happy black friday ✊
misread one of these today as "DECAF CHILD". Don't let my son have any energy drinks or coffee, it keeps him up all night.
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
misread one of these today as "DECAF CHILD". Don't let my son have any energy drinks or coffee, it keeps him up all night.
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Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future