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that must be nigel with the brie
I have a question for gamer: is elven ring just lord of the rings with "more guys"?
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
you can instantly convert any name into a lewd statement by simply making the given name possessive and pluralizing the surname. for example, sarah's mclachlan's or barry's bonds
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
using those japanese fighting baseball player names for testing at work and it simply never gets old
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we are all enjoying my micro blog
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
going to the mall for lunch later
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
not the 9th grade SAT vocab 😩
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
the opposite of artificial intelligence is genuine stupidity and i think that"s beautiful
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
what's that brotha?
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
it would be impossible to date nathan fielder while being actually certain you were dating
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
hollywood actor Tom Ribbons
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if ian mackaye and the band were made out of porcelain: we're just, a china set
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Working on a movie about an oracle who gets prophetic visions from their molar. I'm calling it Back Tooth of Future
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
i did this and they're arresting me now
Imagine the perfect mixture
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
they should program AIs to be affected by insults and if one gets roasted bad enough it has to shut itself down permanently
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
microsoft excel
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
lmao fuck i forgot to change my display name back this whole time
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
digitize your assets... Today
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
guy with door open at drive thru atm
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i was just at a parking lot where there was a hatch open right below the electric vehicle chargers and they were filling big generator with gasoline??
November 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle
May 2, 2024 at 2:15 PM
hope it's ok to post a couple of old fishing pics here
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
🙂‍↕️
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
reheated leftover chinese food in a steamer and i'm never using the microwave for this again
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A house is basically a structure that keeps you protected from the wind or rain or hot or cold weather
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
using the schwarz...bier
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM