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· May 2
research shows that women are named Eufondia Gracely whereas men are named Beamis B. Bristle
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U2 was right... it is a beautiful day
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
U2 was right... it is a beautiful day
they're coming out with a sequel to My Dinner with Andre called My Mealio with Estevez
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
they're coming out with a sequel to My Dinner with Andre called My Mealio with Estevez
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every few months they make up some new lie about the moon. it is the highest?? it's the roundest it has been since 1955. it's the most fragrant it will be until 2041. shut up about the damn moon.
'Cold Supermoon' 2025: Why the final full moon of the year also towers highest
The Cold Moon, the 12th and final full moon of 2025, will rise tonight (Dec. 4) and reach its highest point in the night sky.
www.livescience.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
every few months they make up some new lie about the moon. it is the highest?? it's the roundest it has been since 1955. it's the most fragrant it will be until 2041. shut up about the damn moon.
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
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i love you
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
- 1 HP
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me: you’re certain i have to be in the kiln to clean it
the evil potter: but of course my tender boy
me: (blushing) whatever you say boss man 😎
- 1 HP
- 1 HP
i love you
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does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
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I will use my abilities to damage your car
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I will use my abilities to damage your car
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There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
There Aren’t Deals
– The Black Friday Truther
– The Black Friday Truther
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going to the airport should be a great experience. you should meet a fellow traveler, he's a man in a bowler hat, you cannot place his accent. he shows you a type of gem you've never seen before. you have drinks while waiting, the bartender slips you each a monogrammed calling card.
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
going to the airport should be a great experience. you should meet a fellow traveler, he's a man in a bowler hat, you cannot place his accent. he shows you a type of gem you've never seen before. you have drinks while waiting, the bartender slips you each a monogrammed calling card.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
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Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
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ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ANIMAL CITY PLANNER: "We're gonna call it Zootopia. A Portmanteau of "zoo" and "utopia". Cool, right?"
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
ANIMAL MAYOR: "Very cool. Quick question - what the fuck is a "zoo"?".
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If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If I was a glove, I would help hamburger
Alprechta Nicehouse
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Alprechta Nicehouse
picking my nose but I get up and deposit each booger in the trash can before sitting back down and digging in again
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
picking my nose but I get up and deposit each booger in the trash can before sitting back down and digging in again
Greetings from sunny Sink Zero!
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Greetings from sunny Sink Zero!
94 minute youtube video titled "The song Mr. Bean sings in church is real. WE TRACKED IT DOWN"
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
94 minute youtube video titled "The song Mr. Bean sings in church is real. WE TRACKED IT DOWN"
becoming one of those guys that scrawls 400 words about their life-altering traumatic event on their car but mine is all about how Auntie Annie's is really not that good anymore
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
becoming one of those guys that scrawls 400 words about their life-altering traumatic event on their car but mine is all about how Auntie Annie's is really not that good anymore
is everyone doing everything in their power? or what's up?
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
is everyone doing everything in their power? or what's up?
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
best Christian shelves 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
best Christian shelves 2025
kids these days only care about Gangnam Style. back in my day it was Gungan Smile (Jar Jar)
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
kids these days only care about Gangnam Style. back in my day it was Gungan Smile (Jar Jar)