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Cole 🚲
@mapboy.bsky.social
GIS & Urban Planning Graduate (Fanshawe) - I want to help build cities for people - AI/LLM hater - 学习中文 - Anarcho-Communist - 3968km on the Hamilton Bike Share 🚲 Former Hamiltonian 🌇 Current Edmontonian 🏙️
The one today was writing them a ticket (citation?) and I overheard "you didn't pay for the ride and were asleep on the train". Congrats, you just wrote up a homeless person over $3 and sleeping. Those dingbats cost the city far more than the missed fare by a stupid margin all for safety theatre.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Definitely haven't witnessed that yet though I have seen 6 at MacEwan, a mix of Police and Peace Officers. Absolute overkill for people that are, for all intents and purposes, causing zero problems 9 times out of 10.
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It also doesn't require 4 of them for one down and out person. Just depressing shit.
November 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is nuclear grade cringe that even Oppenheimer couldn't fathom.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I definitely don't disagree at all, always gotta keep the cities feet to the fire 🔥
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I did my final project for my Video Game Theory elective course on this very game! It's a truly amazing game still to this day and holds up remarkably well.
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I'll add to this, I came from Hamilton where they build ZERO cycling alternate routes and instead detour you into the road so do with that what you will. Is all a matter of perspective. Edmonton can certainly do better but compared to Hamilton, it's paradise here for cycle infrastructure IMO.
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Probably for the best 😂 He's definitely a shit writer, goated director though.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Hot Fuzz and Scott Pilgrim are my personal favs of his, hands down.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Duly noted, hopefully my persistence over the coming years will wear her down a bit 😂
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I suppose we'll find out, Anne Stevenson is my ward councillor so she's gonna get tons of shit from me as time goes on, lmao
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If its configuration now is the revitalization, oh boy, that's just depressing. And the fact the last councillor caved on such minimal traffic calming is just embarrassing to say the least. It's a dreadful intersection.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It should just be banned for the fact that people willingly waste thousands and thousands of dollars just to make some family members happy cause "it's just what you do" instead of "something you actually want to do". So many people in shit relationships feel guilted into marrying "just cause".
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Nice victim blaming at the end of your statement: “Everyone - whether driving, walking, or cycling - has a role to play in keeping our community safe.”

Actually, it's the driver of the 2+ tonne death machine that needs to "keep our community safe" by paying attention!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Sure feels like it, her brain is cooked it seems.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@mayorandreahorwath.bsky.social has a tone deaf closer on her statement acting like walking and cycling are causing safety issues 🤦

“Everyone - whether driving, walking, or cycling - has a role to play in keeping our community safe.”

The cars are the safety problem, always! Stop victim blaming!
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Jasper Ave is wild, the nearby intersection of Jasper and 109 St is a literal deathtrap to cross as a pedestrian. Drivers don't give a shit about you. The other night one pulled into a turn on MY crossing light as I shook my head in disappointment and they flipped me off. Absolute scum.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Can't agree more!
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
And I thought doing 4000km in 2 years on the Hamilton Bike Share was a lot 😂 What a milestone!
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That's genuinely absurd to be building dangerous trash like that 🤦
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I live downtown Edmonton and watching idiots park their car on the street and constantly hit the curb is disturbing to say the least. That and they blow through the pedestrian beg button light or stop dead in the middle of the intersection like I did something wrong wanting to cross the road 🤦
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM