Maple Syrup ‘n Jam
@maplesyrupnjam.bsky.social
Academic, human and cat mum, loves coffee, cooking, and crime (novels)
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I want to be this comfortable at least once in my life
That sound you hear is hundreds of Blueskiers looking at this photo and saying, “Biiiiiiiiig stretch”…
January 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
That sound you hear is hundreds of Blueskiers looking at this photo and saying, “Biiiiiiiiig stretch”…
We showed our child ‘The Princess Bride’ when they were 4. They still complain that they were forever traumatized by the Rodents of Unusual Size.
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
We showed our child ‘The Princess Bride’ when they were 4. They still complain that they were forever traumatized by the Rodents of Unusual Size.
This is the picture of a cat who has definitely not been drinking the tree water. She is just sitting there, right next to the tree.
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is the picture of a cat who has definitely not been drinking the tree water. She is just sitting there, right next to the tree.
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Great news! The Baltimore Museum of Art is taking “Amy Sherald: American Sublime,” which was originally scheduled to take place at the National Portrait Gallery. artbma.org/exhibition/a...
September 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Great news! The Baltimore Museum of Art is taking “Amy Sherald: American Sublime,” which was originally scheduled to take place at the National Portrait Gallery. artbma.org/exhibition/a...
Lost my first ever Wordle today. Pretty bummed.
July 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Lost my first ever Wordle today. Pretty bummed.
Kitty in guard mode…
July 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Kitty in guard mode…
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santa ono ended up being one of the most unnecessarily cruel, feckless “leaders” umich has ever had, and like, the president prior to him got fired because he was sexting over email
Per the email that went out an hour ago, UF is about to poach Michigan president Dr. Santa J. Ono as its new president.
I don’t know a thing about Dr. Ono other than that he’s not a US Senator who was useless for anything other than strongly worded letters, so maybe he’ll be better than Sasse.
I don’t know a thing about Dr. Ono other than that he’s not a US Senator who was useless for anything other than strongly worded letters, so maybe he’ll be better than Sasse.
May 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
santa ono ended up being one of the most unnecessarily cruel, feckless “leaders” umich has ever had, and like, the president prior to him got fired because he was sexting over email
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The Washington Post is officially dead.
Jeff Bezos Exerts More Control Of Washington Post Opinion, Says Focus Will Be On “Personal Liberties And Free Markets”
Bezos announced that the Post's editorials will now focus on "defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets."
deadline.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Washington Post is officially dead.
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
January 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose
Are Christmas trees ok for cats? Googling suggests they’re at least a bit dangerous, but my feed is full of photos of cats posing in trees…
November 30, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Are Christmas trees ok for cats? Googling suggests they’re at least a bit dangerous, but my feed is full of photos of cats posing in trees…
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Lindsay Buckingham has got to be monitoring the progress of a legal precedent for “this song is unlawfully mean to me” with bated breath
November 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Lindsay Buckingham has got to be monitoring the progress of a legal precedent for “this song is unlawfully mean to me” with bated breath
I want to be this comfortable at least once in my life
November 20, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I want to be this comfortable at least once in my life
Has Biden said anything since the election? Issued any statements? Anything at all?
November 12, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Has Biden said anything since the election? Issued any statements? Anything at all?
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This piece wound up having fewer people read it than I’d hoped when it went up tbh — but I get the feeling that it’s the right people who are reading it
Opinion | Democrats would get nothing for throwing trans Americans under the bus
In the hunt for a scapegoat, some are arguing that there's been too much focus from Democrats on transgender rights. There's no evidence backing that up.
www.msnbc.com
November 10, 2024 at 5:50 PM
This piece wound up having fewer people read it than I’d hoped when it went up tbh — but I get the feeling that it’s the right people who are reading it
How do you do, fellow kids! I’m new here, escaping from Twitter. Nice to meet you all.
November 8, 2024 at 12:15 AM
How do you do, fellow kids! I’m new here, escaping from Twitter. Nice to meet you all.