Marcelo Teson
@marceloteson.com
USC alum, Argentine, cat dad, he/him
Portland, OR
Portland, OR
It's basically the conceit of this Kramer bit on Seinfeld
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's basically the conceit of this Kramer bit on Seinfeld
Things just got out of hand.
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Things just got out of hand.
Princess Tupits would prefer not to be perceived. Mittens, OTOH...
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Princess Tupits would prefer not to be perceived. Mittens, OTOH...
tfw you realize what the job actually is
October 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
tfw you realize what the job actually is
Me when this game ends
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Me when this game ends
Mittens is missing a leg but that doesn't stop her
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Mittens is missing a leg but that doesn't stop her
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
Reminded me of the silent classic "The Crowd" which argued for the plight of the anonymous working man, later paid homage in The Apartment, which argued for the same thing
October 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reminded me of the silent classic "The Crowd" which argued for the plight of the anonymous working man, later paid homage in The Apartment, which argued for the same thing
Followed by Billy Wilder's classic The Apartment (still one of my favorites)
October 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Followed by Billy Wilder's classic The Apartment (still one of my favorites)
We've been here before. King Vidor made a movie about it in the 1920s, "The Crowd"
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We've been here before. King Vidor made a movie about it in the 1920s, "The Crowd"
Which was inspired by King Vidor's silent classic The Crowd
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Which was inspired by King Vidor's silent classic The Crowd
This is exhausting. It's like no one ever enjoyed the olOnion meme
October 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This is exhausting. It's like no one ever enjoyed the olOnion meme
If you could only hear yourselves...
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If you could only hear yourselves...
Corollary question: Were the Rugrats twins actually Nazis?
September 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Corollary question: Were the Rugrats twins actually Nazis?
it's like holding a cloud
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
it's like holding a cloud
Meet PRINCESS TUPITS - she is a senior cat who needed a home, super sweet, loves laps, just an absolute cloud
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Meet PRINCESS TUPITS - she is a senior cat who needed a home, super sweet, loves laps, just an absolute cloud
I adopted a new cat and she's BEAUTIFUL so Princess Tupits and I have some solid vibes for now
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I adopted a new cat and she's BEAUTIFUL so Princess Tupits and I have some solid vibes for now
Did you say performance review? Jagger has some thoughts about your productivity
September 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Did you say performance review? Jagger has some thoughts about your productivity
Jagger too - he's even taking notes!
September 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Jagger too - he's even taking notes!
when I first moved to Portland and stayed in my brother's house, the regular "get out of my house" face I got over and over again for a month:
September 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
when I first moved to Portland and stayed in my brother's house, the regular "get out of my house" face I got over and over again for a month:
Somehow I only encounter cats who are "all thoughts no vibes" - this is my brother's cat Scout who has a message for all of you to get your shit together
September 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Somehow I only encounter cats who are "all thoughts no vibes" - this is my brother's cat Scout who has a message for all of you to get your shit together
Ok but how is this a real name
August 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ok but how is this a real name
This @mattbors.bsky.social comic remains evergreen
August 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This @mattbors.bsky.social comic remains evergreen