Marcelo Teson
@marceloteson.com
USC alum, Argentine, cat dad, he/him
Portland, OR
Portland, OR
Clay Helton! We can manifest it. A man can dream...
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Clay Helton! We can manifest it. A man can dream...
Clay Helton is available...
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Clay Helton is available...
When I taught film I always made students describe their idea in a single clear sentence, and they would get SO MAD. But doing that forced them to understand what the crux of the idea was and commit to it. If their movie was too complicated for a sentence, it was not fully formed in their minds.
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When I taught film I always made students describe their idea in a single clear sentence, and they would get SO MAD. But doing that forced them to understand what the crux of the idea was and commit to it. If their movie was too complicated for a sentence, it was not fully formed in their minds.
can I add universities to that list?
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
can I add universities to that list?
Clerks discussed that issue decades ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MV...
Clerks (5/12) Movie CLIP - Death Star Contractors (1994) HD
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December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Clerks discussed that issue decades ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MV...
*Kevin Uxbridge voice* "I am an elf of special conscience"
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
*Kevin Uxbridge voice* "I am an elf of special conscience"
It's giving the same satisfaction as
a man with a mask on his face and the word sleep on the bottom
ALT: a man with a mask on his face and the word sleep on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's giving the same satisfaction as
The fact that Jimmy Sexton was able to get Clay Helton an extension at USC so that he lasted a decade is WILD.
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The fact that Jimmy Sexton was able to get Clay Helton an extension at USC so that he lasted a decade is WILD.
Love seeing USC guys do well in the NFL!
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Love seeing USC guys do well in the NFL!
I assume he's your partner so you're based, but he is objectively gorgeous, like in a Classical sculpture "appreciate aesthetics" way.
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I assume he's your partner so you're based, but he is objectively gorgeous, like in a Classical sculpture "appreciate aesthetics" way.
I was hoping you'd say the guy at Ted Leo also looked up the original cast of Wicked
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I was hoping you'd say the guy at Ted Leo also looked up the original cast of Wicked
West Texas is a final boss of rough drives because it is so incredibly vast it feels never ending
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
West Texas is a final boss of rough drives because it is so incredibly vast it feels never ending
I sang that in a boy choir as a child! The entire Ceremony of Carols. It's fabulous, and This Little Babe is def a highlight.
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I sang that in a boy choir as a child! The entire Ceremony of Carols. It's fabulous, and This Little Babe is def a highlight.
I don't get it - all those caps are grey
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I don't get it - all those caps are grey
I was told time is a fire in which we burn
November 29, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was told time is a fire in which we burn
I don't have a question, I just want to say I love being a patron supporter and receiving the weekly comic. So many of my notifications are like "oh shit, what now" but then I see it's your comic and I'm like "Sweet, let's drop everything and enjoy!" So thank you! Hope you have a great day :)
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I don't have a question, I just want to say I love being a patron supporter and receiving the weekly comic. So many of my notifications are like "oh shit, what now" but then I see it's your comic and I'm like "Sweet, let's drop everything and enjoy!" So thank you! Hope you have a great day :)
At one point I would have countered with The Emperor's New Groove but everyone now knows how great it is so it is now sufficiently rated.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
At one point I would have countered with The Emperor's New Groove but everyone now knows how great it is so it is now sufficiently rated.
It's basically the conceit of this Kramer bit on Seinfeld
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's basically the conceit of this Kramer bit on Seinfeld
well hold up I'm not sure I would go that far 😬😉
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
well hold up I'm not sure I would go that far 😬😉
Our family is doing a thing this year where we draw names and you buy a book specifically for that person.
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Our family is doing a thing this year where we draw names and you buy a book specifically for that person.
I won't point any fingers because there will be 3 fingers pointing back at me (for the record I'm a Xennial)
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I won't point any fingers because there will be 3 fingers pointing back at me (for the record I'm a Xennial)
My mom says they had me specifically because they needed a 4th player for the family card game. I ended up hating card games. They ended up having to bribe me to join in. Well done.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My mom says they had me specifically because they needed a 4th player for the family card game. I ended up hating card games. They ended up having to bribe me to join in. Well done.
Chotiner: So there are no thoughts, only vibes from Tipsy? Is that because she's drunk, or...
Andrea: (squirms)
Andrea: (squirms)
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Chotiner: So there are no thoughts, only vibes from Tipsy? Is that because she's drunk, or...
Andrea: (squirms)
Andrea: (squirms)
I directed a feature film in 2022 and there was a little Mexican girl in the movie and I named her Lupita in tribute.
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I directed a feature film in 2022 and there was a little Mexican girl in the movie and I named her Lupita in tribute.
I watch the "Santa Claus" episode every year in December. Ironclad holiday tradition.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I watch the "Santa Claus" episode every year in December. Ironclad holiday tradition.