Marcelo Teson
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USC alum, Argentine, cat dad, he/him Portland, OR
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@tressiemcphd.bsky.social had a theory that I really vibed with about how autism crosses class barriers and so these rich assholes hate it so much because there's nothing they can do with their money to prevent it, so they're trying to make it something you get because you chose something.
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It was actually a really cool place to go to HS. At the 10 year reunion we all got along and one of the spouses was like "Wow, you went to high school with some really cool people" and all the spouses were like "yeah..." We were a very friendly place without a lot of cliques.
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Gin Blossoms are from my high school. That means they inherently are bett- wait, Rick Neuheisel is also from my high school.

Hang on I need to rethink some things
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15 years ago I went to a movie screening with some middle schoolers for summer camp, and the theatre showed a trailer for The Matrix in their summer matinee series and the middle schooler sitting next to me whispers, "Is this about a guy who can stop time???" and I promptly crumbled into dust
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Marsh might have insane hair but Blake Treinen is ugly on the inside
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"She's a blonde woman! Must be MAGA..."
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You're not a real one unless you're on a GeoCities website, manually coding each blog entry as you work around your animated gif placement
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I migrated my LJ to Dreamwidth, which as far as I can tell isn't owned by an oligarch. It was SUPER easy to transfer my ENTIRE journal history, including my icons (!), to DW and keep journaling from there. Big fan of dreamwidth.org
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Not 50, but I directed a feature film at 42.
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Maybe there's a reverse razor wrt to Bluesky that is useful: If the stupidest explanation is the correct one, then you can assume the person doing the action is fascism-curious at least?
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Back in 2016 @joshtpm.bsky.social coined the term "Trump's Razor" to describe this. Instead of looking for the 11-dimensional chess to describe his actions, just assume that the stupidest explanation is the correct one. Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the perfect example and it has never failed
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SUCH a good reflection!

When I say I liked it more than the author, that means "still not as good as folklore but better than the last two"
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I liked the album significantly more than the writer did and still agree a million percent with the piece. Thank you for sharing this!
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I will always remember the episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast that came out at the same time where he tries to pirate the new Radiohead album and the guest is Bjork playing his new girlfriend.
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Proud to be an AAUP member!
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Has it been a year already??? Wow!
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*principal skinner voice* No no it's the radical leftists who are wrong
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You asked what good are the rulings and I answered.
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To add - would you prefer this judge would say "I'm going along with ICE because I know the Supreme Court will eventually overturn me"
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All the more reason to have this ruling in the record. It is good to have them even if you lose in the long run because at least the record will show that this judge tried to speak the truth. Why obey in advance?
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Corollary question: Were the Rugrats twins actually Nazis?
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"a Batman movie"

say more
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(you can dm me the story if you want)