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Marcie
@marciesaurus.bsky.social
gay girlie, dinosaur enthusiast, aspiring cognitohazard, will bark on command
A new place that sells fossils and dinosaur homeware has opened in Cardiff. I am torn, private ownership of fossils makes me think "it belongs in a museum" in Indiana Jones' voice, but the puppy part of my brain is screaming that she can lick SO. MANY. DINOSAUR. ROCKS.
December 6, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Bsky keeps trying to show me posts about how majestic and beautiful horses are, but I was raised on tumblr so I know the truth: Horses have evolved to reproduce then fall apart and die simply from the stress of existing, and they *will* kick you in the head on their way out.
November 25, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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From a friend.
November 22, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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Walking into the puppygirl room party with a case of energy drinks, a clicker, and a smile full of bad intentions
November 18, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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lesbians will say shit like "I want to be liquified and then sprayed in her general direction with a malfunctioning supersoaker" and I love that for us
November 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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*sobbing into my sleeve* ACAB
November 19, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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you are allowed to believe that those giant prehistoric fungi were sentient. no one can stop you from doing that. no one would even know
November 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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I'm going to keep being weird until they kill me btw
November 6, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Men out here being like "your body our choice" as if they're unstoppable robots made of unobtainium rather than fleshy animals with several arteries close to the surface
November 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Trying to explain to my dad just how much I enjoyed Alien: Romulus without mentioning that they made the Xenomorph *hotter* 😰
November 8, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Me: I have enough unpainted Warhammer 30k and 40k minis to last me a literal decade, I should paint some before I get more!

Also Me: 🥺Sisters of Battle...
October 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Kids can be so cruel.
I was so excited to show my 4yo niece a legless lizard I found in her garden today, she took one look at it and said "Boring, you already showed me one of those yesterday."
😭 I just want to be the cool reptile aunt!
July 28, 2024 at 3:59 PM
What I said: Do you think I could pull off blonde hair?
What I meant: Do you think I could pull off blond hair and this entire outfit because I think I would look really hot dressed like Dr. Ellie Satler?
🥺
July 27, 2024 at 12:57 PM