A new place that sells fossils and dinosaur homeware has opened in Cardiff. I am torn, private ownership of fossils makes me think "it belongs in a museum" in Indiana Jones' voice, but the puppy part of my brain is screaming that she can lick SO. MANY. DINOSAUR. ROCKS.

Bsky keeps trying to show me posts about how majestic and beautiful horses are, but I was raised on tumblr so I know the truth: Horses have evolved to reproduce then fall apart and die simply from the stress of existing, and they *will* kick you in the head on their way out.

From a friend.

Walking into the puppygirl room party with a case of energy drinks, a clicker, and a smile full of bad intentions

lesbians will say shit like "I want to be liquified and then sprayed in her general direction with a malfunctioning supersoaker" and I love that for us

*sobbing into my sleeve* ACAB

you are allowed to believe that those giant prehistoric fungi were sentient. no one can stop you from doing that. no one would even know

I'm going to keep being weird until they kill me btw

Men out here being like "your body our choice" as if they're unstoppable robots made of unobtainium rather than fleshy animals with several arteries close to the surface

Trying to explain to my dad just how much I enjoyed Alien: Romulus without mentioning that they made the Xenomorph *hotter* 😰

Me: I have enough unpainted Warhammer 30k and 40k minis to last me a literal decade, I should paint some before I get more!

Also Me: 🥺Sisters of Battle...

Kids can be so cruel.
I was so excited to show my 4yo niece a legless lizard I found in her garden today, she took one look at it and said "Boring, you already showed me one of those yesterday."
😭 I just want to be the cool reptile aunt!

What I said: Do you think I could pull off blonde hair?
What I meant: Do you think I could pull off blond hair and this entire outfit because I think I would look really hot dressed like Dr. Ellie Satler?
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