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Gather ferrets. Hug ferrets. Repeat?
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Gather ferrets. Hug ferrets. Repeat?
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Being a leftist means you're correct too quickly and hated for it.
January 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Being a leftist means you're correct too quickly and hated for it.
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Put me in a space with a dozen healthy ferrets? It would be a blast. They'd all try to play and cuddle with me. Almost all ferrets like people and want to get along with them.
Put me in a space with a dozen healthy apes? I'm dead.
Put me in a space with a dozen healthy apes? I'm dead.
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Put me in a space with a dozen healthy ferrets? It would be a blast. They'd all try to play and cuddle with me. Almost all ferrets like people and want to get along with them.
Put me in a space with a dozen healthy apes? I'm dead.
Put me in a space with a dozen healthy apes? I'm dead.
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Time to topple the Trump regime.
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Time to topple the Trump regime.
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It amazes me how many people still don’t believe it’s real.
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It amazes me how many people still don’t believe it’s real.
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@99999.bsky.social rescue ferret erasure....
December 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
@99999.bsky.social rescue ferret erasure....
Wildcard, if you could implement held items that change the outcome of breeding into ARK before Nintendo patents it, that would be great.
#ArkSurvivalEvolved #ArkSurvivalAscended
#ArkSurvivalEvolved #ArkSurvivalAscended
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Wildcard, if you could implement held items that change the outcome of breeding into ARK before Nintendo patents it, that would be great.
#ArkSurvivalEvolved #ArkSurvivalAscended
#ArkSurvivalEvolved #ArkSurvivalAscended
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cat cafes are nice but id rather hit up a ferret playroom. it would smell like an old farmhouse closet but theres just nothing like seeing those little noodles bouncin around. theyre the physical embodiments of Fun!
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
cat cafes are nice but id rather hit up a ferret playroom. it would smell like an old farmhouse closet but theres just nothing like seeing those little noodles bouncin around. theyre the physical embodiments of Fun!
The state the Linux build of Ark: Survival Evolved was in, before it was dropped.
2017-01-28 14-23-00
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December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The state the Linux build of Ark: Survival Evolved was in, before it was dropped.
Why isn't this a pet yet?
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Why isn't this a pet yet?
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a very good reason to love ferrets is that they don't train image generators on ferrets very much so you can always immediately spot when one of them is AI and so if you see a cute ferret there's a high likelihood it's a real ferret :)
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
a very good reason to love ferrets is that they don't train image generators on ferrets very much so you can always immediately spot when one of them is AI and so if you see a cute ferret there's a high likelihood it's a real ferret :)
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It's because people are fleeing the US and not just immigrants...
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's because people are fleeing the US and not just immigrants...
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Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Happy Halloween, aka National Put a Hat on a Ferret Day!
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ferret: gimme your money
(flashlights)
AA- AAAAAAA..-
(flashlights)
AA- AAAAAAA..-
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ferret: gimme your money
(flashlights)
AA- AAAAAAA..-
(flashlights)
AA- AAAAAAA..-
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Billionaires are robbing you, spying on you, lying to you and censoring you and the right is out here targeting trans people and immigrants.
October 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Billionaires are robbing you, spying on you, lying to you and censoring you and the right is out here targeting trans people and immigrants.
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GOD why are you so fucking CUTE
October 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
GOD why are you so fucking CUTE
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Oh my poor sweet innocent child...
June 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Oh my poor sweet innocent child...
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God what I would give to sleep as hard as these little guys
October 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
God what I would give to sleep as hard as these little guys
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I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.
October 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I understand this. Please tell me you do, too.