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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 15h

Kaleb’s Los Angeles memorial will be held this Thursday afternoon. If you cared about him and would like to send flowers or well wishes, DM me for delivery instructions etc

Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 6d

AI slop horrible and bad but also Kaleb was a stone-cold shitposter and I believe in my heart he would have found this one fucking hilarious

Info Petite Nation
Kaleb Horton: The Future of Canadian Sports
3 days ago

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 6d

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 8d

I mean. yeah

merritt @merrittk.com · 8d

bro anyone else have thursday nostalgia. like remember when it was thursday last week. that was so dope... they dont do it like that anymore. take me back 😭

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Alex Press @alexnpress.bsky.social · 8d

wrote about a great writer thealexpress.substack.com/p/kaleb-horton

Kaleb Horton

Writing can be beautiful.

thealexpress.substack.com

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 8d

I believe my friend Kaleb Horton would find it funny that he died before GTA VI came out. And I choose to believe he is playing it right now in Heaven, just like he looked forward to doing, with special, massive DLC content only available to angels, and NOT more GTA Online bullshit.

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David Fear @davidlfear.bsky.social · 8d

This was Kaleb's piece on Norm. Absolutely fucking amazing piece of writing from an absolutely fucking amazing guy.

www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

youtu.be/dRbb4KwpwbU?...

The Road

YouTube video by Emmylou Harris - Topic

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

❤️

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

Thank you for everything you did for him

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

we were separated for a year and in the process of divorcing. before that, we were married for seven years, which is how I know he would have wanted me to post that. I loved and love him; I know many of you do too. Posts about a memorial etc to come. “Respect my privacy at this time” or don’t, idgaf

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 11d

in a devastating surprise turn of events I will be staying here this weekend after all. life is just like that sometimes

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 12d

my family means the world to me but I’m also missing manhunter and to live and die in LA with William Petersen Q&As

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 12d

going out of town for family stuff this weekend instead of seeing one battle after another is my one battle after another

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 15d

My dad is watching a French TV show and I walked in on the line “I just need to earn a few more Michelin stars and then I’ll be home.” 🫡🇫🇷

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · Aug 30

Overheard a hot babe complaining to her friend “…he was my dream man, but then they made him gain all this muscle and I’m like ‘why?’ He was perfect!”

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · Aug 14

I need to insure a bridge. you see I’m a little worried about its location

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · Aug 13

not having a job felt so good on obama term 2 twitter. that feelings never coming back

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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction-txt.bsky.social · Mar 19

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction-txt.bsky.social · Mar 19

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · Aug 13

LIVING ALONE

PRO: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the composer of the Hot Wheels theme song

CON: no one around to hear me sing the Nixon ‘72 campaign jingle “More Than Ever (Nixon Now)” from the c

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Mad About Shoe @randysweetwater.bsky.social · Jan 5

A new Max show that takes place 10,000 years before the events of Succession

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · Aug 6

the internet made it easy to read about the church committee so the CIA threw a hail mary and somehow “uhhh learning about history is BOY stuff” landed as one of the biggest capitalistic fascist Ws of the last 20 years

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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · Aug 6

I’m Boyfriend

Headline: “Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970s” with photo of earnest white guy in a blue Oxford shirt mid-mansplanation

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