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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
in 2012 i had a huge crush on this guy so i stole his pen and sent him increasingly threatening pictures of it being tortured by other office supplies until he arranged to come rescue it from me
June 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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boofliey.bsky.social
i lovveee my boyfriend 💗💗💗💗
March 29, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A cop administers a breathalyzer to a sweating man. He says "as you know sir, the legal limit in this state is 0.08%." He checks the machine and notes "and you just blew a 0.079%." He lightens up and says "congratulations, you got the cloest you can get without going over!" The cop unlocks a briefcase filled with cash and says "you have won $100,000." The driver is delighted.
June 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM