Karred Jelenic
@marinersmousse.bsky.social
I like to root for the Seattle Mariners.
I’ve decided to no longer follow the Seattle Mariners so this account will be siloed. Thanks for the conversations y’all it’s been a slice.
December 4, 2023 at 5:57 AM
I’ve decided to no longer follow the Seattle Mariners so this account will be siloed. Thanks for the conversations y’all it’s been a slice.
Disappointed the Mariners are crying poverty but FWIW I think major financial institutions are about to remember that money is fake and have a meltdown so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 3, 2023 at 12:09 PM
Disappointed the Mariners are crying poverty but FWIW I think major financial institutions are about to remember that money is fake and have a meltdown so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There’s an episode of the Squidbillies where one character wins the lottery playing a scratch off tickets. Then spends all their winnings playing more scratch off lottery tickets.
That’s the best analogy for the Seattle Mariners under Jerry Dipoto I can think of.
That’s the best analogy for the Seattle Mariners under Jerry Dipoto I can think of.
November 23, 2023 at 7:42 AM
There’s an episode of the Squidbillies where one character wins the lottery playing a scratch off tickets. Then spends all their winnings playing more scratch off lottery tickets.
That’s the best analogy for the Seattle Mariners under Jerry Dipoto I can think of.
That’s the best analogy for the Seattle Mariners under Jerry Dipoto I can think of.
Posting this to re-skeet multiple times throughout the offseason. If every free agent contract is a “ridiculous overpay” then that’s just market rate.
November 15, 2023 at 7:08 AM
Posting this to re-skeet multiple times throughout the offseason. If every free agent contract is a “ridiculous overpay” then that’s just market rate.
What kind of launch angle do you think you’d need to hit the Christian baby at to get those millions?
November 15, 2023 at 6:27 AM
What kind of launch angle do you think you’d need to hit the Christian baby at to get those millions?
Print those 2024 World Series Tickets! It’s Bolton time baby!!!
November 3, 2023 at 3:45 AM
Print those 2024 World Series Tickets! It’s Bolton time baby!!!
Congrats to the World Series Champion Texas Rangers, who would not have even made the playoffs if the Mariners didn’t puke all over their shoes in September.
November 2, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Congrats to the World Series Champion Texas Rangers, who would not have even made the playoffs if the Mariners didn’t puke all over their shoes in September.
Reposted by Karred Jelenic
IT IS TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH MOTHERFUCKERS.
October 25, 2023 at 3:13 AM
IT IS TIME FOR PAUL SEWALD TO PITCH MOTHERFUCKERS.
Congrats to the Texas Rangers, they built a championship team the right way.
October 24, 2023 at 6:44 AM
Congrats to the Texas Rangers, they built a championship team the right way.
This Phillies-Dbacks series has been a real treat.
October 21, 2023 at 6:01 AM
This Phillies-Dbacks series has been a real treat.
Reposted by Karred Jelenic
Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
October 13, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.
If the Astros win the World Series again we are truly living in the darkest possible timeline.
October 14, 2023 at 4:03 AM
If the Astros win the World Series again we are truly living in the darkest possible timeline.
What is even the point of playing a 162 game season if the playoffs is going to be such a crap shoot.
October 13, 2023 at 6:12 AM
What is even the point of playing a 162 game season if the playoffs is going to be such a crap shoot.
Reposted by Karred Jelenic
atlanta eliminated
October 13, 2023 at 3:17 AM
atlanta eliminated
Would taking a flyer on Tim Anderson be a good idea for the M’s? They aren’t going to spend big, so he seems like a good “change of scenery” bounce back candidate.
October 5, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Would taking a flyer on Tim Anderson be a good idea for the M’s? They aren’t going to spend big, so he seems like a good “change of scenery” bounce back candidate.
Now that the Mariners are out I would like to see the Twins win the World Series. That would be fun.
October 3, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Now that the Mariners are out I would like to see the Twins win the World Series. That would be fun.
I would like the Seattle Mariners to sign Yoshinobu Yamamoto and the trade Bryce Miller for Pete Alonso.
October 3, 2023 at 7:19 AM
I would like the Seattle Mariners to sign Yoshinobu Yamamoto and the trade Bryce Miller for Pete Alonso.
I’m 99% sure they QO Teo for the draft pick, but man, if that guy could have a 15% better approach at the plate, he’d mash 50 dingers a year.
October 3, 2023 at 7:18 AM
I’m 99% sure they QO Teo for the draft pick, but man, if that guy could have a 15% better approach at the plate, he’d mash 50 dingers a year.
Do you think the Padres will pull the ripcord on their current roster? You’d have to think they are gonna run it back at least one more season right?
October 3, 2023 at 3:23 AM
Do you think the Padres will pull the ripcord on their current roster? You’d have to think they are gonna run it back at least one more season right?
Now that the dust has settled and we all know it was one lousy game the Mariners missed the playoffs by, which stupid loss will haunt you this offseason?
October 2, 2023 at 5:22 AM
Now that the dust has settled and we all know it was one lousy game the Mariners missed the playoffs by, which stupid loss will haunt you this offseason?
Reposted by Karred Jelenic
RIP Tim Wakefield. Very sad
October 1, 2023 at 9:07 PM
RIP Tim Wakefield. Very sad
Come play in Seattle Shohei, you’ll be part of a DH platoon with Dylan Moore!
October 1, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Come play in Seattle Shohei, you’ll be part of a DH platoon with Dylan Moore!
If you sign JD Martinez instead of Tommy La Stella, you make the playoffs. AND you would have made Martinez’s contract back PLUS in playoff revenue.
October 1, 2023 at 9:16 AM
If you sign JD Martinez instead of Tommy La Stella, you make the playoffs. AND you would have made Martinez’s contract back PLUS in playoff revenue.
I’m glad he’s on my team, and he’ll get and deserve downballot Cy Young votes, but Luis Castillo choked today. Plain and simple.
October 1, 2023 at 9:09 AM
I’m glad he’s on my team, and he’ll get and deserve downballot Cy Young votes, but Luis Castillo choked today. Plain and simple.