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38 🐞 ✨🌈 NR & performance-artlor✨ PANENBY (I like to say it as one word) pop music hoarder 🎧 I’m a evermore, reputation, & midnights girlie 🐍❄️ 🕰️ I’m heavy with the block button—pls don’t take it personally 📵 banner from r/throw_ra878

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · Aug 16

One thread to rule them all 🪡

This is my attempt at keeping my thoughts organized.

Taylor Swift looks into the case/body of an upright piano. She is holding a gold thread that has what looks like pixie dust. She is in a cabin.

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 7h

GUYS—THIS is who wrote ‘The Life of A Showgirl’!!!

Also, SHE WAS 19 when she wrote this (already a scathing, comical, genius)!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe0R...

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 8h

Wheel of Fortune card mentions on Seth Meyers.

In the context of her family being with her for "release week” & in London ‘Andrea couldn’t find the ‘Wheel of Fortune’”.

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 8h

Did anyone else catch that on Seth Meyers Taylor said, ‘The first time I hosted’ twice??

She’s only hosted once, correct?

The monologue anniversary is on Nov. 7th (30 days from today).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2tw...

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WeNeedtoCalmDwn @weneededtocalmdwn.bsky.social · 9h

Oh! 🫣

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 9h

Sarah does know and she mentioned seeing herself in Taylor once “as a bi woman” on main and she got RIPPED TO SHREDS. She quickly went back to broadcasting from in the closet 😭

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❤️‍🔥Stella🔥 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 11h

carnations
plus this
plus national lesbian day

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t think Taylor’s gonna take off her wig at any point but it would be funny if she showed up somewhere wearing a frog with a pearl ring….

Still where and actress shows an actor her ring and says the line, ‘a pearl with a frog’

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 10h

This whole album rollout Taylor’s been sus and then she started talking about characters and all I can this is the Cléo is a showgirl character that is referenced throughout all this.

a woman in a polka dot dress looks at the camera

Alt: a woman in a polka dot dress looks at the camera

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MC😴 @mcpants.bsky.social · 17h

This woman is going to kill me

violet 👾🖤 long live swemo @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 18h

the first time "my funny valentine" charted was in 1945... with vocals provided by ruth gaylor

you can't make this shit up lmao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Funn...

My Funny Valentine - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 11h

And also is Natalie Reid/Rebekah Harness the only one with a ring on THAT finger and why? It had to go on over the glove so it seems VERY intentional.

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 11h

What do we think of (1) Show Taylor (Taylor Swift) being fully dressed and other Taylor (Taylor Banks) being caught before she’s ready (for the show)?

&

(2) what does it mean that Natalie Reid seems to be the only one looking at/can see not ready yet Taylor (Taylor Banks)?

8 showgirls in a dressing room. 7 of them are dressed and ready in red sparkles leotards with red garters, red elbow length gloves, & red heels. The other showgirl is in a towel with another towel on her heard like she’s not ready yet.

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 17h

Omg there are so many—blocking takes forever.

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the7wivesofRH⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 18h

The hairpin chairs????? 🪑

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 20h

It just honestly reminds me of the article where the onion was saying Travis was the delusional fan—but what if Taylor was the delusional fan? 😂😂

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 21h

🎵 Shiny wood floors underneath my feet
Disco ball makes everything look cheap
Have fun (Mm, mm)
It's prom (Mm, mm)🎵

youtu.be/M-DPfBAOEhg?...

Prom Night (1980) Trailer #1

YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 21h

Damn! The way her back-up band is Rivers Cuomo, Travis Barker, & Pete Wentz 😮‍💨

Also, wild that the commercial is referencing ‘Risky Business’…I forgot how that movie was being referenced EVERYWHERE in 2009…

bella❤️‍🔥✨ @dreamscapes.swifties.social · Dec 6

To start, Taylor was on a commercial with Pete Wentz back in 2009

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craven (father figure era) 🍜🌈🌠 @jadegolduck.lesbian.cat · 1d

okayyyyyyyyyy

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the7wivesofRH⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 2d

🤭

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 1d

Taylor Swift was on a podcast talking about how people who are gluten free can eat sourdough. Anyways, as a person with Celiac, I can confidently say "no the fuck we can't." Sourdough bread is not gluten free. Do not feed sourdough bread to gluten intolerant people or people who have Celiac.

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

nary a day goes by where I’m not thinking about Phoebe Bridgers’ absence…hope she’s doing well.

a woman singing into a microphone with the words " i 'm not afraid " above her

Alt: Phoebe Bridgers singing into a microphone with the words " i 'm not afraid " .

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Ren 🪭🔥꩜ (but daddy I love him) @13banjo.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn’t stop thinking about this scene as she was talking. lol.

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

it could also be an inversion for cats.

although I still stan that she is talking about churchill's depression.

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

The way I thought this was a jaguar branded mug in the movie theater! I’m questioning everything I saw now, people having stills of the film are going to turn all my thoughts on their head. 🙃

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

In light of her telling us on Zane Lowe that Eldest Daughter is satire, her sitting at the piano and playing dramatic is just SO funny!

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

I will keep adding interviews as I see them!

Just an FYI I do have a 7 month old at home so I’m not always instantaneous during the day, but I try to catch up when I get a moment 🥰

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