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38 🐞 ✨🌈 NR & performance-artlor✨ PANENBY (I like to say it as one word) pop music hoarder 🎧 I’m a evermore, reputation, & midnights girlie 🐍❄️ 🕰️ I’m heavy with the block button—pls don’t take it personally 📵 banner from r/throw_ra878

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · Aug 16

One thread to rule them all 🪡

This is my attempt at keeping my thoughts organized.

Taylor Swift looks into the case/body of an upright piano. She is holding a gold thread that has what looks like pixie dust. She is in a cabin.

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1h

Inside flap has always made me…giggle.

“Who says lesbians can’t be funny.”

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1h

The way I RAN to my bookshelf

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1h

Also I’ve seen them maybe 15 times now over the course of their career and last nights so was THE MOST lesbians I’ve ever seen at a show—so I think their “I quit men” marketing for this album cycle was successful.

Cant forget SB Bowl when everything was pink and orange…in 2021

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1h

Went to see Haim last (omg danielle is so hot) but also they start their show behind bars and then it ends with a giant glitch 🙃

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 19h

by the copy it looks like it’s a longer version of the same Monday (which is already on Youtube).

But it makes sense they want to air it b/c the longer interview already has 4.6M views. Of course they want to air it. I bet ads for the time slot are selling for a premium if they haven’t already...

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 19h

This is funny, but also Scott is 73 (sir please sit down) and he just had a quintuple bypass surgery (sir….please sit down).

I don’t think him no longer working for her is malicious, I think the dude is just old and they were like ‘Dad, relax for the love of lesbians.’

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 20h

@ginacatto.bsky.social okay Gina—just watched your bridges and bottles and keys over on TikTok and I think you were correct to weave the bridges together the way you did for TLOAS. On Fallon she made that really weird comment about starting on accoutrements for bread—look at where it comes from! 🧵🪡

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 3d

Taylor on Fallon: 'I can’t stop. I think I need to move on to accoutrements. Jams and such. Chutneys.'

Let’s look at accoutrements—french root word for to sew together?! FFS...🪡🧵

She’s weaving her tapestry...

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 21h

*darth

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 21h

Yes & in the father figure note she said at the end “it’s all leading to a battle (between earth Vader and Luke skywalker)” 🥴😆🥴😆

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 21h

Seriously—the things that man must know…

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 23h

This is WIILLLDDDDD.

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stolen kisses, pretty lies @fruitballtay.bsky.social · 2d

kms

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

It was REALLY sad.

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

Love it! ♥️♥️

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

GUYS—THIS is who wrote ‘The Life of A Showgirl’!!!

Also, SHE WAS 19 when she wrote this (already a scathing, comical, genius)!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qe0R...

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

Wheel of Fortune card mentions on Seth Meyers.

In the context of her family being with her for "release week” & in London ‘Andrea couldn’t find the ‘Wheel of Fortune’”.

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

Did anyone else catch that on Seth Meyers Taylor said, ‘The first time I hosted’ twice??

She’s only hosted once, correct?

The monologue anniversary is on Nov. 7th (30 days from today).

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2tw...

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WeNeedtoCalmDwn @weneededtocalmdwn.bsky.social · 1d

Oh! 🫣

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

Sarah does know and she mentioned seeing herself in Taylor once “as a bi woman” on main and she got RIPPED TO SHREDS. She quickly went back to broadcasting from in the closet 😭

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❤️‍🔥Stella🔥 @imidnightrosei.swifties.social · 1d

carnations
plus this
plus national lesbian day

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think Taylor’s gonna take off her wig at any point but it would be funny if she showed up somewhere wearing a frog with a pearl ring….

Still where and actress shows an actor her ring and says the line, ‘a pearl with a frog’

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

This whole album rollout Taylor’s been sus and then she started talking about characters and all I can this is the Cléo is a showgirl character that is referenced throughout all this.

a woman in a polka dot dress looks at the camera

Alt: a woman in a polka dot dress looks at the camera

media.tenor.com

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MC😴 @mcpants.bsky.social · 1d

This woman is going to kill me

violet 👾🖤 long live swemo @myeyesviolet.bsky.social · 1d

the first time "my funny valentine" charted was in 1945... with vocals provided by ruth gaylor

you can't make this shit up lmao en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Funn...

My Funny Valentine - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

And also is Natalie Reid/Rebekah Harness the only one with a ring on THAT finger and why? It had to go on over the glove so it seems VERY intentional.

Mari 🥞 @marisbumf.bsky.social · 1d

What do we think of (1) Show Taylor (Taylor Swift) being fully dressed and other Taylor (Taylor Banks) being caught before she’s ready (for the show)?

&

(2) what does it mean that Natalie Reid seems to be the only one looking at/can see not ready yet Taylor (Taylor Banks)?

8 showgirls in a dressing room. 7 of them are dressed and ready in red sparkles leotards with red garters, red elbow length gloves, & red heels. The other showgirl is in a towel with another towel on her heard like she’s not ready yet.

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