Mark Baumgartner
@markbummy.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Actor. Writer. Director.
Make a Bond movie casual
License to Hug
License to Hug
Make a Bond movie casual
Doctor Maybe
From Russia with Let’s See Where This Goes
Goldfrench 🤔
Tetherball
Doctor Maybe
From Russia with Let’s See Where This Goes
Goldfrench 🤔
Tetherball
Make a Bond movie casual
From a View to a Chill
From a View to a Chill
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
License to Hug
License to Hug
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatised you? 😬
Fuck that clown.
Fuck that clown.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Growing up were there any moments in movies that traumatised you? 😬
Fuck that clown.
Fuck that clown.
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw (streaming included):
Robyn Hitchcock
Katy Guillen and the Drive
Frogpond
Junior Brown
Son Volt
Robyn Hitchcock
Katy Guillen and the Drive
Frogpond
Junior Brown
Son Volt
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw (streaming included):
Billy Bragg
Soviettes
The Strike
Dillinger Four
Stiff Little Fingers
(I haven’t gone to many shows since COVID)
Billy Bragg
Soviettes
The Strike
Dillinger Four
Stiff Little Fingers
(I haven’t gone to many shows since COVID)
Shpilkis
Janelle Monae
Swedish House Mafia
Rhiannon Giddings
Pura Fé
Janelle Monae
Swedish House Mafia
Rhiannon Giddings
Pura Fé
October 18, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you saw (streaming included):
Robyn Hitchcock
Katy Guillen and the Drive
Frogpond
Junior Brown
Son Volt
Robyn Hitchcock
Katy Guillen and the Drive
Frogpond
Junior Brown
Son Volt
Post a you from a different era.
September 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Post a you from a different era.
Post a movie with a terrible rotten tomatoes score that you like.
September 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Post a movie with a terrible rotten tomatoes score that you like.
Drop some EYES 👁️🖤👁️
September 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Drop some EYES 👁️🖤👁️
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
Post a female character you love ♥️
August 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Post a female character you love ♥️
Share an image/GIF you can hear 🖤
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Share an image/GIF you can hear 🖤
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode, no SW, ST or LOTR)
June 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using GIFs (hard mode, no SW, ST or LOTR)
I’m playing Roy Scheider! I even get to say THE line! And we open on my birthday! Get your tickets now! mbct.ticketleap.com/shark-is-bro...
June 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’m playing Roy Scheider! I even get to say THE line! And we open on my birthday! Get your tickets now! mbct.ticketleap.com/shark-is-bro...
Hey, @ericvespe.bsky.social, our local theater is producing The Shark is Broken in June and I have been cast as Roy Scheider! Guess I’ll see what it’s like to have dark hair again. It’s been a long time.
May 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey, @ericvespe.bsky.social, our local theater is producing The Shark is Broken in June and I have been cast as Roy Scheider! Guess I’ll see what it’s like to have dark hair again. It’s been a long time.
The real War on Christmas.
Santa’s helpers are freaking out that steep tariffs on Chinese imports will prevent toys, trees, and decorations from arriving in the US on time for the December holiday. www.wired.com/story/christ...
Donald Trump Is Already Ruining Christmas
Santa’s helpers are freaking out that steep tariffs on Chinese imports will prevent toys, trees, and decorations from arriving in the US on time for the December holiday.
www.wired.com
April 28, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The real War on Christmas.
post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid
April 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
post a gif of who you wanted to be as a little kid
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
April 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
My daughter gave an impassioned speech for trans rights on Saturday at a local Pride event. She has more strength and courage than any elected official. I’m so very proud of her and I will join her to fight anyone who tries to take away her right to exist.
March 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
My daughter gave an impassioned speech for trans rights on Saturday at a local Pride event. She has more strength and courage than any elected official. I’m so very proud of her and I will join her to fight anyone who tries to take away her right to exist.
At least in the rabbit-ear days, we had some control over our TV signal. Just another power we’ve handed over to the incompetent tech bros.
March 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
At least in the rabbit-ear days, we had some control over our TV signal. Just another power we’ve handed over to the incompetent tech bros.
Seems tone deaf to be asking for donations to “protect democracy” right now. We are all trying to save for the inevitable economic crash. How about we see you stand up, lead, and fight back. Do your job. When we see action, then we can talk. A press release is not action.
February 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Seems tone deaf to be asking for donations to “protect democracy” right now. We are all trying to save for the inevitable economic crash. How about we see you stand up, lead, and fight back. Do your job. When we see action, then we can talk. A press release is not action.
We are watching Disney’s Robin Hood tonight. Noticed a couple of similarities to our own King and Snake.
February 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
We are watching Disney’s Robin Hood tonight. Noticed a couple of similarities to our own King and Snake.
Just received this text from the DNC.
“Team Kamala Harris here asking if there's ANYTHING we can say to convince you to make a contribution to the Democratic National Committee today.”
Are you fucking kidding?! DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING! FIGHT! Guess they’re too busy fundraising. We are fucked.
“Team Kamala Harris here asking if there's ANYTHING we can say to convince you to make a contribution to the Democratic National Committee today.”
Are you fucking kidding?! DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING! FIGHT! Guess they’re too busy fundraising. We are fucked.
February 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Just received this text from the DNC.
“Team Kamala Harris here asking if there's ANYTHING we can say to convince you to make a contribution to the Democratic National Committee today.”
Are you fucking kidding?! DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING! FIGHT! Guess they’re too busy fundraising. We are fucked.
“Team Kamala Harris here asking if there's ANYTHING we can say to convince you to make a contribution to the Democratic National Committee today.”
Are you fucking kidding?! DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING! FIGHT! Guess they’re too busy fundraising. We are fucked.
Advertisers have been chasing the Geico weirdness level for 20 years with atrocious results. Weird for weirdness sake does not a campaign make.
February 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Advertisers have been chasing the Geico weirdness level for 20 years with atrocious results. Weird for weirdness sake does not a campaign make.
Dalai Lama:
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, and if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.”
White-Fantasy Jesus:
“Lock and load!”
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, and if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.”
White-Fantasy Jesus:
“Lock and load!”
February 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dalai Lama:
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, and if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.”
White-Fantasy Jesus:
“Lock and load!”
“Our prime purpose in this life is to help others, and if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.”
White-Fantasy Jesus:
“Lock and load!”