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🤸 trampoline | diving | adult gymnastics
🦈 blåhaj
🌈 random bits of daily life
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about taking your shark to work trips...
"yes."
when you are just so used to sitting on the ground everywhere but other people think you might need help ... Oops.
December 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Santa Claus Pikachu at the Shibuya Pokemon Center in Tokyo
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
One more week at home.

And I find out I don't really like working (well obviously) and I don't really like living at home either 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
东北大姨三姨三姑二大爷们be like: 给你们家寄点吃的!
于是接连收到:粘豆包(一共上百个…)一整个鸡(x2) 酸菜巨大一堆 冻豆腐 冻南瓜(?) 豆角(!) 玉米面 黄豆 小米 小豆 黄花菜(好吃)

东北亲戚坚持认为“北京没有好农产品”于是持续热情投喂

然而冰箱没有地方 _(:з」∠)_
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The Christmas days when we were in high school. The date was always close to the end of the semester and the big exams so we'd always be very busy with loads of tests and homework etc and everybody was kinda tired and grumpy.

Then the English teacher would give us candies after class.
December 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
bot accounts trolling in the comment section of creative works, telling the author their work and life is useless and they should die before the end of this year.

That's what's happening right now.
"Tech bros" of 2025.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The period mood swing is making me a massive ahole right now but I can't help it.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by Markie 🤸
Al Fong is accused of CHOKING A GYMNAST. It’s a longtime coming for GAGE survivors. I verified through a source with direct knowledge that Al Fong had over 40 SafeSport complaint back in 2023! I worked with Scott Reid at the OC Register to get that fact into print as well as @GymCastic
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
CRI EZFM. FM 91.5
and that's only in memory now.
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
每年圣诞季给()发邮件已经成了我的迷你传统。
今年其实还想给()和()也发一个,但是前一个本来是想在我回家前发的结果被我忘了,后一个至今不知道说啥。

祝我们。平静。健康。多活几年(
December 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
loooong booooiii
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
北京.万寿寺
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
my mom has been learning chinese calligraphy at the senior community college for a few years.
and this year, I asked her if she could write me something so I can take it with me to hang in my place and maybe a little office desk deco.
so i'm getting 随机应变 and 十万伏特 ⚡
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
went to a museum on the other side of the city.
4 hour round trip on the metro.
this is my biiiig beijing <3
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
chonk
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 AM
blep.
December 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Reposted by Markie 🤸
So we have two immigrant heroes. One in Australia who helped disarm one of the shooters and one in the US who helped track down the Brown U shooter. When a man stabbed several people in the UK, it was also an immigrant who disarmed him.

Weird that the Far Right keeps vilifying immigrants.
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Food and supermarkets full of food.
The reason I want to stay in Beijing forever...
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Suddenly I feel like a guest at "my parents place" and that makes me sad.
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
night night for the bebes ✨ till ... later.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Countdown....
先活过八个小时连轴转开会,然后,收尾,再然后,we gooooo!
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I bought some local cookies for my mom.
... But I ate them. (accidentally?

Going to buy some more on Wednesday I guess 😂
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
and next time we talk. i'll be at home <3
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by Markie 🤸
I had an unplanned IKEA trip today. Soooo enjoy a school of noble Blåhaj in their native habitat. Nature truely is beautiful

Okay, night night to all from me and my domesticated Blåhaj
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM