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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣
@markwade.bsky.social
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Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer.

I will block randos, especially follow-me-backers and T-shirt holders.
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What if he just forgot the name of Snagglepuss?
Snagglepuss, a pink Hanna Barbera barely closeted southern gay mountain lion.
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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"Don't mention the war."
A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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It's over seven hours from Climax to Felch.
Google map directions showing how long the drive is between Climax Michigan and Felch Michigan
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Simpsons bus driver don't make me tapnthw sign meme. Sign says individuals and businesses pay taxes to the federal government, not states
November 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Don't make me tap the sign meme. Sign says individuals and businesses pay taxes to the federal government, not states
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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We're dealing with similar across the pond. The left is working on reclaiming the Stars and Stripes, as this picture taken at the anti-ICE protests in Chicago demonstrates.
As tear gas billowed around him on Friday, Curtis Evans found himself drawing on his time as a Marine. “My Marine Corps training hit me. They’d gas us every year for fun, just for training, not just in boot camp, you got it later, too,” Evans told Task & Purpose over the weekend. “One of the things you learn from Marine Corps training is that it sets off all of your body’s alarms. You can’t breathe, you can’t see, it hurts, but it’s just the alarms. But boy, all of the nerves are screaming.” Evans was taking part in protests against Immigration and Customs Enforcement raids at a facility in Broadview, just outside of Chicago on Sept. 19. As federal agents fired tear gas canisters and pepper balls into the more than 100 people outside the building, Stacey Wescott with the Chicago Tribune snapped a photo of Evans. As people ran away from the gas, Evans stood there seemingly unbothered, holding an American flag high. The next day, Wescott’s photo was on the front page of the Chicago Tribune and had gone viral on social media, both on military channels and wider platforms. (On the unofficial Marine Corps subreddit, a photo of Evans with his large flag and a secondary, smaller flag tucked in his side pocket — should he ever lose control of his primary flag — was widely viewed and commented on.)
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Our Tuesday night trivia crew took on all of Belleville tonight (30 teams!) at a fundraiser for the Van Buren Public Schools Education Foundation. It was 80s night.

We won and donated it back.
Team Awesome. Me in a DEVO Freedom Of Choice era get up. I could not find a helmet. Our Team Awesome nameplate.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Vincent Vega demonstrating gun safety.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Up the f'ing City!

#8 seed Detroit City is in Pittsburgh tonight looking for another road upset in the USL Championship playoffs.

Last week, they took out a Louisville City club that went 22 wins, 7 draws, and 1 loss in front of their shocked fans, 1-0.

#DCTID
DCFC goalie Carlos Saldana made several remarkable saves last week to keep Louisville off the board. The sign says "Carlos for another clean sheeet" in the Mamdani for New York City colors and fonts.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Attention NYC Pokémon GO players: A second Doduo evolution will be available on Wednesday - Exododus. I haven't seen any artwork yet, it's probably armored or something.
New York Post headline: Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor - possibly igniting largest exododus in history: poll.
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Time to bring this heat map back for Amara Nallo?

#LFC
The classic Steven Gerrard heat map, showing a straight red line up feom the center, indicating that he was sent off as soon as he entered the match.
October 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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This guy?
1970s SNL "Fred Garvin, male prostitute"
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Did you two say this to each other first, or did you go straight to the app?
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Detroit mentioned meme with the girl wearing buffs and holding Faygo Redpop and Better Made potato chips
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Don't mow with just slides on, they say.

Me: What's the worst that can happen? There's no rocks in the yard, and my feet are far away from the blades on this Ryobi.

(Wears slides into shower)
My sole of my right foot thoroughly stained by some random purple yard berry. The beery can be seen on the ground next to my foot. My left foot with bloody toes. I'll assess the damage after the shower.
October 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Everyone is forgetting the "Every accusation is a confession" and "Everybody does it" aspects of this.

Trump thinks Biden had agents in the FBI doing his bidding despite not being president, just like Trump had the NY FBI office working for him in 2016.
Trump post: THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT Ugh. Now I have to go wash my fingertips and my phone.
October 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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When you diss boomers, this is who you diss.
Me, not at a protest, but at a Detroit City FC match. Popped smoke everywhere.
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Game 5 #tigers #mariners preview, courtesy of @pbfcomics.bsky.social:
The first 3 panels are from a 20 year old Perry Bible Fellowship cartoon where two people are wearing yellow t-shirts. One says "Pro Skub", the other says "Anti Skub". The 4th panel is a picture of Tarik Skubal
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Miles Monroe (Woody Allen) is white surgical garb holding a gun in one hand and Our Leader's nose hostage in the other. Diane Keaton is behind him, similarly dressed.
October 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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The actual final show for @johnmoe.bsky.social 's Math Emergency.

If not that, then this guy:
John Moe's Eye Monster.
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Sept. 30. Oct. 1
Me after Liverpool win the Premier League. Holding a replica trophy, wearing a kit and scarf at Thomaas Magee's in Detroit. Halloween 2022. Belle Isle slide victim, complete with eyglass arm embedded into my skull. I am wearing a Detroit City FC t-shirt and am waleaeing a sticker that says "Belle Isle Park - Giant Slide Day Pass" The date 8/19/22 is sharpied in. That was the only day the slide was open.
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Yeah, but it's a posting to a private FB group. Just because some member is encouraging it, doesn't mean the school system is involved.
September 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Mitch Hedberg two panel Panel 1 - I give you money, you give me the donut. Panel 2 - We do not need to involve creating an account and enabling location services.
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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@detcityfc.com and @ngsdetroit.bsky.social, not shutting up and dribbling.
Detroit City FC players sporting this year's charity kit, on behalf of the Michigan Immigrant Rights Center. The bottom back of the kit says "No Human Is Illegal". Northern Guard Supporters fenceline banner that says "Abolish ICE No Human is Illegal" Black print on a yellow background. A Northern Guard Supporters banner saying "No Football for Fascists" with three legs wearing soccer gear facing at the same angle as the three areows. A Northern Guard Supporters banner with the anti-fascism flag format, but with a rough version of thw flag of Detroit.
September 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM