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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣

@markwade.bsky.social

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Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer. I will block randos, especially follow-me-backers and T-shirt holders.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 7h

One Halloween, I had a Homer Simpson costume that fit perfectly. Only when I got back from the party to put it away did I notice the stomach pad that came with the costume.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 13h

Better.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 13h

For those accustomed to privilege, equality can feel like oppression, example 397.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 14h

a group of people are sitting around a table with okay then written on the bottom

Alt: a group of people are sitting around a table with okay then written on the bottom H.I. McDunnough sits at the left side of the table. The parole board sits on the right. In center frame is a portrait of Barry Goldwater, the guy who helped lay the seeds for this hellscape. From the film Raising Arizona

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 14h

Maybe don't prove her point about piling on.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 14h

Wanting people to adhere to what is actually true can be a bit spectrummy, I'll give you that part.

I wouldn't consider it an illness, though.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 15h

Nah, you invent them.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 15h

When you diss boomers, this is who you diss.

Me, not at a protest, but at a Detroit City FC match. Popped smoke everywhere.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 15h

And the irony is she doesn't have to change her views at all, she just has to own up when being called out for forwarding AI slop.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 15h

Not all Nov. 24ers. 😁

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 20h

Nah. I'm saying your zealousnous blinds you to how ridiculous you are, just like in the clip above.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 20h

a woman says " sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion ! "

ALT: a woman says " sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion ! "

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 20h

Time for the block?

two men standing next to each other in suits and ties

ALT: two men standing next to each other in suits and ties

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 21h

Quit being deliberately obtuse. Look at the hand hilding the mike. Does the cop also have white painted fingernails?

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 21h

Please don't repost misleading AI.

Did you notice her 3 arms?

Quit enabling this Clanker Wanker.

Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 21h

The hand is Black?

Quit enabling this Clanker Wanker.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 21h

Please don't repost misleading AI.

Did you notice her 3 arms?

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 1d

You can't both throw 100 mph all game and go for 9 innings and 130 pitches.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 1d

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

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Zappit @zappit.bsky.social · 2d

Link requested this be boosted so we can help Dr. Divya raise money for Palestinian families in need.

It is also a good day to reinstate Link’s account.

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 1d

Has the IRS Practicioners Priority Line been affected by the shutdown? About half of the total staff has been furloughed. I didn't know if they considered it "essential" and left it open and properly staffed.

#TaxBS #Taxsky

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 3d

Do I have to put a Mariners cap on Anti Skub?

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 3d

Game 5 #tigers #mariners preview, courtesy of @pbfcomics.bsky.social:

The first 3 panels are from a 20 year old Perry Bible Fellowship cartoon where two people are wearing yellow t-shirts.
One says "Pro Skub", the other says "Anti Skub".

The 4th panel is a picture of Tarik Skubal

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 3d

Lucy Mercer?

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID, YMMV🌭🥣 @markwade.bsky.social · 4d

It might be our only chance to see a virgin deliver the State of the Union Address.

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