Aaahhhhh! Hate a dynasty. Go #Giants!!!

Skattebo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look

I'm not shitting on Taylor Swift

but

'his love was the key that opened my thighs'

is so goddamned cringe.

Trying to be a better person, but keep going back to X to watch the Cardi/Nicki bout.

I know not one song by this man. None. Damn sure won't learn Spanish by the time the Super Bowl rolls around. But you know what I will do? Watch his performance & show some respect. He's obviously important enough to garner the halftime show! It ain't that serious! Be kind! It's not affecting you!

I need to give this account more attention.

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

No dog in the fight, but damn what a great game! UGLY aftermath. On another note, were those 2 Michigan players shown on TV pepper sprayed? Their faces sure looked like they had been. #MichiganFootball #OhioStateFootball

When you order Taylor Swift from Temu and you got Dasha...#MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Fallon is either hungover or actively on the sauce. 😎🕶️ #MacysThanksgivingDayParade

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

Well, isn't this a fun little breath of fresh air?!