marquisdan
@marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com
Former Wizards & Warriors 3 speed runner
Dev for Midwest Speedfest
Dev for Midwest Speedfest
There's something cool and liminal about driving at night in the middle of nowhere through dense fog.
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There's something cool and liminal about driving at night in the middle of nowhere through dense fog.
Balataro gets boring pretty fast
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Balataro gets boring pretty fast
I usually just delete these scam friend requests but this one might be fun
December 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I usually just delete these scam friend requests but this one might be fun
Reposted by marquisdan
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
#1 sign of having a good economy is having 20 minute insane speeches about how good the economy is right?
December 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
#1 sign of having a good economy is having 20 minute insane speeches about how good the economy is right?
I asked the Agentic AI we use at work to refactor a piece of code for me and it wrote a powershell script to automate the automation instead of doing it manually...
December 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I asked the Agentic AI we use at work to refactor a piece of code for me and it wrote a powershell script to automate the automation instead of doing it manually...
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social it's time to start a new playthrough!
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social it's time to start a new playthrough!
Playing Marvel Cosmic Invasion with the 4 year old and she keeps hogging all the x-men characters 😭
December 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Playing Marvel Cosmic Invasion with the 4 year old and she keeps hogging all the x-men characters 😭
Dear restaurants: Please quit putting gross cilantro in otherwise delicious food.
Kind regards,
Everyone with functioning taste buds
Kind regards,
Everyone with functioning taste buds
December 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Dear restaurants: Please quit putting gross cilantro in otherwise delicious food.
Kind regards,
Everyone with functioning taste buds
Kind regards,
Everyone with functioning taste buds
I've been a lot less sure about this since January 2025
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I've been a lot less sure about this since January 2025
Me: Just get dressed and get in the van so you can go to school on time
My children:
My children:
an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
ALT: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Me: Just get dressed and get in the van so you can go to school on time
My children:
My children:
Driving home from Minneapolis be like
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Driving home from Minneapolis be like
This is at least half of my extended family
Working Man Proud Of Job He Hates https://theonion.com/working-man-proud-of-job-he-hates-1819567149/
November 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This is at least half of my extended family
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have engaged Tryptophan mode
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I have engaged Tryptophan mode
The older I get the more I get on team Cousin Eddie and the less I am on team Clark Griswold.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The older I get the more I get on team Cousin Eddie and the less I am on team Clark Griswold.
Hey Siri, is having 50 different basically unregulated systems better than having one coherent system?
Linda McMahon: "The states will have less requirements because more money will go in block grants to the states ... I have called for a hard reset of education because we have failed our students."
November 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey Siri, is having 50 different basically unregulated systems better than having one coherent system?
Hey PS5 parental controls can you maybe chill?
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hey PS5 parental controls can you maybe chill?
Apparently 33 psi is fine on passenger side tires, but absolutely catastrophic on driver side tires
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Apparently 33 psi is fine on passenger side tires, but absolutely catastrophic on driver side tires
When I encounter a pair of sentient abacuses
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway and says `` i just want to tell you all good luck . ''
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When I encounter a pair of sentient abacuses
Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy.
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Magic claw has no children. His days are free and easy.
9th Anniversary is the GrubHub cookies at 10pm Anniversary
October 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
9th Anniversary is the GrubHub cookies at 10pm Anniversary
Yes Google that's the exact Starbucks I wanted to go to. Everything about this is perfect, 10/10 no notes.
October 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Yes Google that's the exact Starbucks I wanted to go to. Everything about this is perfect, 10/10 no notes.
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social Idk how interested you were in Final Fantasy Tactics but I will leave this for your consideration
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social Idk how interested you were in Final Fantasy Tactics but I will leave this for your consideration
Lid came off my dropper bottle today 😭
October 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Lid came off my dropper bottle today 😭