Harmonica Lewinsky
@martaonmarta.bsky.social
I just really like cats
I feel like you shouldn't be allowed to EGOT until you appear in SVU, Grey's Anatomy, and The Simpsons
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I feel like you shouldn't be allowed to EGOT until you appear in SVU, Grey's Anatomy, and The Simpsons
I'm about to become a fucking weeb if Korea doesn't let up on these dope ass horror movies
May 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm about to become a fucking weeb if Korea doesn't let up on these dope ass horror movies
Working out in the 50s must have been so ass. Imagine you gotta do jump squats to Johnny Rockets jukebox music.
May 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Working out in the 50s must have been so ass. Imagine you gotta do jump squats to Johnny Rockets jukebox music.
Watching body cam
Officer: okay can you step up out the car for me?
My client: [hits watermelon flavored vape]
Officer: okay can you step up out the car for me?
My client: [hits watermelon flavored vape]
April 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Watching body cam
Officer: okay can you step up out the car for me?
My client: [hits watermelon flavored vape]
Officer: okay can you step up out the car for me?
My client: [hits watermelon flavored vape]
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Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
April 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Guys, JD Vance did NOT kill the Pope and it’s stupid and immature to imply he did. The Pope killed himself after meeting JD Vance.
[watches Sinners]
[Googles HOW TO GET SWOLE]
[Googles HOW TO GET SWOLE]
April 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
[watches Sinners]
[Googles HOW TO GET SWOLE]
[Googles HOW TO GET SWOLE]
So either JD Vance murdered the Pope, or the Vatican did a Weekend at Bernie's and JD Vance just didn't notice.
April 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
So either JD Vance murdered the Pope, or the Vatican did a Weekend at Bernie's and JD Vance just didn't notice.
An adult middle aged white man just told me his email, and it includes the phrases "juicy j" and "yahoo.com"
April 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
An adult middle aged white man just told me his email, and it includes the phrases "juicy j" and "yahoo.com"
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Does anyone know what my problem is
April 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Does anyone know what my problem is
I wish I had access to a women's only gym, not because a man has made me feel unsafe, but because men have the WORST gym manners
April 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I wish I had access to a women's only gym, not because a man has made me feel unsafe, but because men have the WORST gym manners
Absolutely obsessed with this WW at La Fonda who is allowing her 3 children to play in the street. Yaaaas, natural selection, come thruuuuu
April 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Absolutely obsessed with this WW at La Fonda who is allowing her 3 children to play in the street. Yaaaas, natural selection, come thruuuuu
A margarita would go so hard rn
March 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
A margarita would go so hard rn
Seeing ugly people hold hands gives me hope for the future
March 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Seeing ugly people hold hands gives me hope for the future
Getting dumped is never great but getting dumped for someone uglier is annihilation levels of psychic damage
March 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Getting dumped is never great but getting dumped for someone uglier is annihilation levels of psychic damage
Man, can you imagine putting lube in a bag
March 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Man, can you imagine putting lube in a bag
Nothing feels sexier than realizing that you don't care that the number on the scale is actually your pre-poop weight
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Nothing feels sexier than realizing that you don't care that the number on the scale is actually your pre-poop weight
[my innie on the vent slack]: I do nothing but do a good job and earn my outie money, and how does she repay me? With a hangover and a post-Taco Bell explosion
March 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
[my innie on the vent slack]: I do nothing but do a good job and earn my outie money, and how does she repay me? With a hangover and a post-Taco Bell explosion
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Dick head implies the existence of dick shoulders, knees and toes
February 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dick head implies the existence of dick shoulders, knees and toes
Severance is just Plato's Allegory of the Cave for people who didn't read books in high school
February 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Severance is just Plato's Allegory of the Cave for people who didn't read books in high school
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
I forgot that I had the Legally Blonde soundtrack on CD. No wonder my mom knew I was going to be a lawyer. I always thought it was because I was an asshole.
February 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I forgot that I had the Legally Blonde soundtrack on CD. No wonder my mom knew I was going to be a lawyer. I always thought it was because I was an asshole.
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I’m too lazy to be horny.
February 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m too lazy to be horny.
Tell me about your household item that you can no longer use because it is now Cat's Most Prized Possession. Mine is the laundry hamper.
February 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Tell me about your household item that you can no longer use because it is now Cat's Most Prized Possession. Mine is the laundry hamper.
There is too much sex in Game of Thrones for how little they bathe
February 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
There is too much sex in Game of Thrones for how little they bathe
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