Marta Wesselhoff
@martawess.bsky.social
Friend, comedian, and product manager 🎮. Part-owner @ Boom! Pro Wrestling. Opinions are my own!
Ken Todd Howard
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Ken Todd Howard
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There’s a lot in Vancouver’s 2026 budget that’s unbelievably dumb, but I get most mad for our rescue dog and a nearby park. 🧵
November 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There’s a lot in Vancouver’s 2026 budget that’s unbelievably dumb, but I get most mad for our rescue dog and a nearby park. 🧵
Reposted by Marta Wesselhoff
I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
Evergreen is down the highway from where I went to high school in Conifer (which is also down the road from Platte Canyon High School, where a girl was killed during my junior year). Both schools are in the same district as Columbine. The Right has continued to let this happen for over 25 years.
Kirk getting shot wasn't even the last school shooting today - there was one since: coloradosun.com/2025/09/10/e...
At least 3 teens in critical condition after being wounded in shooting at Evergreen High School
“We think they’re all students. We don’t know the condition of any of them,” said a spokesperson for Jefferson County Sheriff's Office
coloradosun.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Evergreen is down the highway from where I went to high school in Conifer (which is also down the road from Platte Canyon High School, where a girl was killed during my junior year). Both schools are in the same district as Columbine. The Right has continued to let this happen for over 25 years.
It is with no regret that I announce that I am obsessed with my dog!
May 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It is with no regret that I announce that I am obsessed with my dog!
Chicago Pope's first act is replacing communion wine with Malört.
May 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Chicago Pope's first act is replacing communion wine with Malört.
Reposted by Marta Wesselhoff
For anyone aware of the tragedy at Vancouver Lapu Lapu festival, here's a thread of GoFundMe's available to help support the many victims. (copy pasted from my friend 'J' in the Vancouver Filipino community)
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April 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
For anyone aware of the tragedy at Vancouver Lapu Lapu festival, here's a thread of GoFundMe's available to help support the many victims. (copy pasted from my friend 'J' in the Vancouver Filipino community)
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Adult woman with absolutely zero wrestling training hits awkwardly slow Stone Cold Stunner in front of some of the best wrestlers in the world, now in beautiful 4K! www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Ap...
Coco Harriet '25 Recap! (Mar 28, 2025) BOOM! Pro Wrestling
YouTube video by BOOM! Pro Wrestling
www.youtube.com
April 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Adult woman with absolutely zero wrestling training hits awkwardly slow Stone Cold Stunner in front of some of the best wrestlers in the world, now in beautiful 4K! www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Ap...
Cute thread about a cute painting my cute husband did! VERY CUTE!
A year ago I started painting the front doors of all the places my wife and I lived together. Now I'm finished!
April 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cute thread about a cute painting my cute husband did! VERY CUTE!
Justin McElroy is the best journalist in the world and we do not deserve him.
Here's my piece on the end of the McBarge.
Dreams die, boats sink, memories for millions of British Columbians will fade.
But friendships are forever.
Dreams die, boats sink, memories for millions of British Columbians will fade.
But friendships are forever.
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Justin McElroy is the best journalist in the world and we do not deserve him.
Medical dramas aren't my usual thing, but god damn, The Pitt is so good.
March 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Medical dramas aren't my usual thing, but god damn, The Pitt is so good.
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💥‼️The Coco Harriet Invitational returns Friday March 28th‼️💥
A ton of amazing talent headed your way, starting with the debuting @MurphyMadsen ‼️💥
She will bring her unique brand of infectious energy and drive to our annual fan favourite event‼️💥
🎟️: www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
A ton of amazing talent headed your way, starting with the debuting @MurphyMadsen ‼️💥
She will bring her unique brand of infectious energy and drive to our annual fan favourite event‼️💥
🎟️: www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
March 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
💥‼️The Coco Harriet Invitational returns Friday March 28th‼️💥
A ton of amazing talent headed your way, starting with the debuting @MurphyMadsen ‼️💥
She will bring her unique brand of infectious energy and drive to our annual fan favourite event‼️💥
🎟️: www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
A ton of amazing talent headed your way, starting with the debuting @MurphyMadsen ‼️💥
She will bring her unique brand of infectious energy and drive to our annual fan favourite event‼️💥
🎟️: www.tickettailor.com/checkout/vie...
This one's very near and dear to my heart, VERY excited about what we've been cooking up here!
💥‼️More shows are on their way Boomiverse‼️💥
It all starts on March 28th for the Coco Harriet Invitaitonal‼️💥
The best women wrestlers from all over the world return to the Boombox‼️💥
Presale is on now and tickets go on sale to the public immediately after 💢RUMBLE PACK💢‼️💥
It all starts on March 28th for the Coco Harriet Invitaitonal‼️💥
The best women wrestlers from all over the world return to the Boombox‼️💥
Presale is on now and tickets go on sale to the public immediately after 💢RUMBLE PACK💢‼️💥
February 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This one's very near and dear to my heart, VERY excited about what we've been cooking up here!
Reposted by Marta Wesselhoff
💥‼️The wedding event of the century happens tonight‼️💥
Don’t forget we are at 🏴The Scottish Cultural Centre🏴 tonight and not at the Boombox for this sold out special occasion‼️💥
See you there‼️💥
Don’t forget we are at 🏴The Scottish Cultural Centre🏴 tonight and not at the Boombox for this sold out special occasion‼️💥
See you there‼️💥
February 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
💥‼️The wedding event of the century happens tonight‼️💥
Don’t forget we are at 🏴The Scottish Cultural Centre🏴 tonight and not at the Boombox for this sold out special occasion‼️💥
See you there‼️💥
Don’t forget we are at 🏴The Scottish Cultural Centre🏴 tonight and not at the Boombox for this sold out special occasion‼️💥
See you there‼️💥
me when i’m at my fucking limit
February 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
me when i’m at my fucking limit
Zoom's meeting AI summary tool called me out for being addicted to the hot new game "Palatro"
February 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Zoom's meeting AI summary tool called me out for being addicted to the hot new game "Palatro"
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To everyone at The Atlantic, at the New York Times, at the BBC, I hope you're happy. I hope you love the world you've made.
I will hate you until my last breath. You are beyond forgiveness. Scum of the earth.
I will hate you until my last breath. You are beyond forgiveness. Scum of the earth.
is it uncharitable to say, i hope the new york times leadership gets not one moment of peace after this
Protecting Children from Chemical and Surgical Mutilation – The White House
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Policy
www.whitehouse.gov
January 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
To everyone at The Atlantic, at the New York Times, at the BBC, I hope you're happy. I hope you love the world you've made.
I will hate you until my last breath. You are beyond forgiveness. Scum of the earth.
I will hate you until my last breath. You are beyond forgiveness. Scum of the earth.
I haven’t really touched this app yet but apparently my husband is on here exposing my gaming habits??? This marriage is officially on the ROCKS.
My wife is on her 3rd lap of Dragon Age while I haven't finished the race
I tell myself I'm proud of all the writing, painting, and cooking I've done but let's be real
I tell myself I'm proud of all the writing, painting, and cooking I've done but let's be real
January 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I haven’t really touched this app yet but apparently my husband is on here exposing my gaming habits??? This marriage is officially on the ROCKS.
Reposted by Marta Wesselhoff
💥‼️We all knew it was coming‼️💥
🍾NEW YEARS SLAMMIN’ EVE🥂 has SOLD OUT‼️💥
We can’t wait to share another awesome NYE with everyone‼️💥
🍾NEW YEARS SLAMMIN’ EVE🥂 has SOLD OUT‼️💥
We can’t wait to share another awesome NYE with everyone‼️💥
December 1, 2024 at 10:10 PM
💥‼️We all knew it was coming‼️💥
🍾NEW YEARS SLAMMIN’ EVE🥂 has SOLD OUT‼️💥
We can’t wait to share another awesome NYE with everyone‼️💥
🍾NEW YEARS SLAMMIN’ EVE🥂 has SOLD OUT‼️💥
We can’t wait to share another awesome NYE with everyone‼️💥
FACTS.
I don’t think he’s on here (yet?), but Jacky Lee is such a great champ for @boomprowrestling.bsky.social. Just delivers every night and has built such a great connection to the audience 💕
December 2, 2024 at 9:36 PM
FACTS.