The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

One of the earliest signs that Democratic consultants were terrible and destroying their own candidates was how boring and devoid of personality Al Gore was but how good he was at saying weird shit on Futurama

Fun fact if you play SILENT HILL 2 on a CRT, your TV screen becomes the red save square.

Uh huh you know what it is bread that’s what it is with tomatoes and chessse

How do I achieve this body as a 2000 pound 6’1 man

X files season 2 is peak but oh my god the effects are so bad sometimes, Tony Todd was the shit a great special appearance.

Love my stupid gay life sometimes

doodled stanley pines in college...college pines....college brothders... teehee

here’s one of the creatures that i’ve created

If they did this again they would swept the floor with trump I just know I it

Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension
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