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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [declare war on Christmas]
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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
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Thanks for the help, Meta!
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Meme of a DM from a Johnny Silverhands profile pic. The messages read: "i ain't reading all that" "i'm happy for u tho" "or sorry that happened"
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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JORGE DIED NOOOOOOOOOO
HE WAS THE FIRST ANIMAL IN MY ZOO
RIP KING
A DEAD COLLARED PECCARY LYING ON THE GROUND IN THE RAIN IN THE GAME PLANET ZOO HIS NAME WAS JORGE
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Here's a sneak peak. Disclaimer: this is not final rendering/software, some shit is subject to change.
Generic Unity scene with capsules to represent NPCs. A grey capsule is in the distance, and a smaller, blue colored one is flying through the air toward the camera. There is a health bar at the bottom of the screen, and a timer at the time that says "40s" with "+15s" in green directly below it. There is also a brown square object floating on the right side. A weird 3D cartoon hand is attempting to catch gummy ferret candies being thrown at it. A cropped image of assets for the game. There is a body of a realistically proportioned ferret, half of the hand from the previous photo, and the tops of the heads of the ferret gummies.
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Makes me think of this
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Happy thanksgiving to me, I got no money and no food lol
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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GM, CM
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Tis the season for squirtle onesie
Me taking a picture with my phone in a full length mirror while wearing my squirtle onesie
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My mom looking at herself after I got diagnosed at 30:
Picture of the album cover for "DAMN." by Kendrick Lamar
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Whenever people are like "we live in one of the worst times in American history" my knee-jerk reaction is to reply
Picture of Don Cheadle with a pained expression from the "Don Cheadle Word Of The Day" meme. The top text says "SLAVERY" and the bottom text says "BOTTOM TEXT"
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Scrolling through my phone looking for something and came across this again
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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My 5x5 always looks like this
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Clippy the paperclip meme Top text: you seemed to be mistaking core tenants of fascism with an ideologically opposed economic system Bottom text: do you need a Wikipedia link to help you understand why you're fucking wrong?
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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hlep
me being very bad at learning Lua in the game Replicube
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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first draft redesign of Ponchurón
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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i made a biblically accurate poncho
repeated drawings of poncho's head in a circle and some glowing. i'm sorry i do not know how to describe this beyond "biblically accurate angel but poncho"
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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It wasn't until this year, 2025 in the year of our Lord Shadow the Hedgehog, that I finally noticed his nose was a penis. My mom laughed at me.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i attempted to make Poncho into a Pokemon and discovering just how difficult it is to recreate the Pokemon style

Ponchurón, the Stinky Thief Pokemon
typing: Dark/Fairy
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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STARTED DRAWING A LITTLE MAN

SORRY I ODN'T FEEL LIKE TURNING OFF CAPS LOCK
A CARTOONY FERRET WITH A REAL GOOFY HAPPY FACE STANCED UP FOR SHENANIGANS
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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This is the core of "games should cost $100" discourse
Two posts from @beijingpalmer.bsky.social "AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. This would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising "Two untruths being repeated by akt of said babies "A) wages haven't increased in the last 30 years. This is untrue. It takes you like two seconds or research to find that this is untrue." Post from @beijingpalmer.bsky.social "B) greedy executives take all the money. This is also untrue, but in fairness it takes a modicum more research." Reply from @orivandewalle.bsky.social "Across all industries, people greatly underestimate how much it costs to pay a bunch of employees. You look at how much the CEO is making, and it sounds like a lot, and you look at how much the average schmuck is making, and it doesn't. But then you multiply the latter by 10,000 and the former by 1."
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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in #TinyGlade, I made an extremely tall tower with a toilet at the top of the railing-less corkscrew outer walkway. behold:

GOD'S PUBLIC TOILET
a very tall tower with an external railing-less walkway winding around the tower. it is a view from the ground looking up at the tower. there is a tree and a crescent moon in view. a very tall tower with an external railing-less walkway winding around the tower. it is a view from the sky demonstrating how tall the tower is compared to the tops of the trees (extremely high up) a singular toilet (made by combining the chair and bucket assets) at the very top of the walkway on the edge with a singular dim lamp sitting next to it.
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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TUK IS BACK BAYBEE
my bard character Tuk standing on a beach after escaping the nautiloid
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM