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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead https://masterblastoise.itch.io/

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · Jul 8

I'm black, btw

just in case y'all forgot or didn't know

a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black

ALT: a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 1d

mystery wrestling needs 10 million dollars to make this a reality

Richard @sirlariato.bsky.social · 1d

Reminds me of the gimmick match that came to me in a fever dream a few years back; 16 wrestlers, 4 rings, 1 waterpark eliminator match.

An interior cage divides the 4 rings, with 4 wrestlers starting in each. If a wrestler is thrown into the pool they can only return to a ring via waterslide.

A crude pencil drawing of a waterpark containing four floating wrestling rings, an interior cage dividing the four rings and four waterslides leading to each of the rings.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 5d

incredible things are happening on bsky dot app

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 6d

Harlow is useless for more advanced scripting, Snowman has terrible documentation, and SugarCube makes no sense to me. I have a web degree and know JavaScript pretty dang well and I can not wrap my head around how JS works in Twine. Literally ruining my life.

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 6d

This is for my game prototyping class

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 6d

I absolutely positively hate Twine with the passion of a thousand suns and I don't know how anyone can use it for anything. I spent a day making a basic game mechanic in a fucking html page using JavaScript and I'm submitting that as my Twine project.

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 6d

I do what I like to call vibes based mango cutting that way I can never do it wrong

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 6d

That 5% is actually

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · 7d

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 7d

Anyway my lunch is over, back to work

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 7d

Oh yeah that's how Bucky lost his arm lmao

I ain't seen this movie since it was in theaters

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 7d

This fucking TV screen is in like 10kp with a 11million megahertz refresh rate I'm gonna throw up how do people enjoy this level of fidelity

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 7d

Oh yeah I forgot the "my best friend's boyfriend killed my parents while under mk ultra mind control" plot point

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 7d

In the break room at work watching Civil War and getting mad all over again

All my homies hate MCU Tony Stark

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CEO of chillin @osmote.net · 7d

pills here

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 7d

Left 4 Dead 2 is $1.99 on Steam buff.ly/EV9tDQJ

Deck verified

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Godzilla vs Context @godzillavscontext.bsky.social · 8d

Godzilla (1954)

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

Only the Avatar can master the four cultures: Black, East Asian, Latino, and... uh... fuckin... Idk South Asian or some shit.

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

Avatar the Last Airbender, but it's four fanfic artists racebending various characters, but then the one tumbles down the alt-right pipeline and starts making the racebent characters white again.

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

I knew she said dumb shit on Twitter years ago but I couldn't remember what it was. Well, here's one thing!

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

Treating every single aspect of your life like a business transaction, extracting as much information as possible with minimal effort

[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

This is psychopath tech brain shit

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

I need everyone to understand that this is the person you're trying to hold accountable

Jay Graber
6 yr. Ago • @arcalinea

Maybe my brain is internet poisoned, but I often don't try to read books linearly. Like, look, the book is there to serve me, not vice versa. I'm going to read it how I want.

I've appalled people by sometimes starting in the middle of fiction books. If the end was good I'll go back and read the beginning. There are so many books out there, I had to see if it was worth my time!

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 8d

and scene

a tweet by Dana Gould @danagould that says:

Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did.
Because what he did had no value.
It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value.
He just made anger. Every day.
Rising, blooming & fading like a fart.
Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week.
Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone.
Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.

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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 8d

Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road.

"Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!"
source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...

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[SPOOKY] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America (against America) @masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com · 8d

Never ever has shitty 50s sci-fi horror movie had a theme song that goes this hard

Richard Delvy - Green Slime theme (The Green Slime)

YouTube video by B-Movie Madness Radio