Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [Best Poster™ 2025]
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
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a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
ALT: a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
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I'm black, btw
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
Alright I just looked up who's playing The Big Game this year and please Seahawks I'm begging you to beat the Pats
February 8, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Alright I just looked up who's playing The Big Game this year and please Seahawks I'm begging you to beat the Pats
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if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
How your email finds me
It looks like someone’s taking one of those hairless cats to the vet to be euthanized
February 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
How your email finds me
I think the particular reason why I'm so fucking mad about the BG TV show shit is because BG3 came to me at a very low point in my life. I was still grieving my dead grandmother, feeling guilt over not being able to see her before she died, and I had to put my ferret down.
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I think the particular reason why I'm so fucking mad about the BG TV show shit is because BG3 came to me at a very low point in my life. I was still grieving my dead grandmother, feeling guilt over not being able to see her before she died, and I had to put my ferret down.
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When you're ready to go home but your mom won't stop talking to her friend
February 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
When you're ready to go home but your mom won't stop talking to her friend
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Told my mom I am now in a blood feud with Craig Mazin and I will not rest until he sees justice
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Told my mom I am now in a blood feud with Craig Mazin and I will not rest until he sees justice
The fact that Larian will not be involved in the upcoming 'Baldur's Gate' TV show is not the issue I take here. Larian developed the game and created the characters, but the rights to the characters belong to Hasbro/WotC.
‘Baldur’s Gate’ TV Series Continuing Game’s Story In Works At HBO From ‘The Last Of Us’ Co-Creator Craig Mazin & Hasbro Entertainment
A ‘Baldur’s Gate’ TV series in development at HBO will Game 3's story. It comes from 'The Last of Us' co-creator Craig Mazin and Hasbro Entertainment
deadline.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:42 PM
The fact that Larian will not be involved in the upcoming 'Baldur's Gate' TV show is not the issue I take here. Larian developed the game and created the characters, but the rights to the characters belong to Hasbro/WotC.
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Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Amy Klobuchar running for Governor of Minnesota
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Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community.
The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline.
Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...
The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline.
Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...
“Magic: The Gathering” Gathers for Trans Lives, Raises $450,000 in Less Than Two Days
“Magic is political.”
www.erininthemorning.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Something incredible is happening in the Magic: The Gathering community.
The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline.
Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...
The prolific MTG Youtube channel Tolarian Community College has raised $450,000 and growing for Trans Lifeline.
Read our writer S. Baum's story here and go pitch in!
www.erininthemorning.com/p/magic-the-...
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Playing that Animorphs game with the absolutely insane soundtrack
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Playing that Animorphs game with the absolutely insane soundtrack
IWANT INFINTIE DEAHT
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
IWANT INFINTIE DEAHT
i'm going to fucking shoot myself in the fucking leg and hope i hit an artery
A Baldur's Gate TV show is the next video game adaptation from HBO, with The Last of Us' Craig Mazin at the helm again.
The show will continue on from the story and characters in Baldur's Gate 3. Larian is not involved.
(Read more at Deadline)
The show will continue on from the story and characters in Baldur's Gate 3. Larian is not involved.
(Read more at Deadline)
February 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
i'm going to fucking shoot myself in the fucking leg and hope i hit an artery
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Sometimes I sit there and think about how, in A New Hope, Luke's big plan for getting off Tattooine was joining the imperial flight academy and how I never see anyone really talking about this. A real Banality of Evil moment.
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Sometimes I sit there and think about how, in A New Hope, Luke's big plan for getting off Tattooine was joining the imperial flight academy and how I never see anyone really talking about this. A real Banality of Evil moment.
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
Catcher in the Rye is the only good book here (The Great Gatsby pissed me off and A Separate Peace was so ass), but this is giving major "I haven't read a real book since the 10th grade" vibes. These freaks are illiterate swine.
February 5, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Catcher in the Rye is the only good book here (The Great Gatsby pissed me off and A Separate Peace was so ass), but this is giving major "I haven't read a real book since the 10th grade" vibes. These freaks are illiterate swine.
Part of me is hoping Trump nationalizes elections because that would be darkly funny
February 5, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Part of me is hoping Trump nationalizes elections because that would be darkly funny
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There are Tiny Men everywhere. You can catch glimpses of them, if you try. They scurry with an unbelievable swiftness
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
There are Tiny Men everywhere. You can catch glimpses of them, if you try. They scurry with an unbelievable swiftness
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Here, hopefully this can help.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Here, hopefully this can help.
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Dragonborn | The Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim
February 4, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Dragonborn | The Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim
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You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
You all have free range to use this image in response to any transphobia now