Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [declare war on Christmas]
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Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [declare war on Christmas]
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
· Jul 8
a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
ALT: a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
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I'm black, btw
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
it's happening
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December 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
it's happening
Online activism, like any other form of activism, only works if there's a unified front. There is no unified front, so I will keep posting things like "michaelwave fench fy" and "I wonder what frogs think about all day"
“Oh you should be online to try to provide value to your political side” fuck that that’s nerd shit you should be online because you’re unwell and need to tell people about weird animals you saw
December 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Online activism, like any other form of activism, only works if there's a unified front. There is no unified front, so I will keep posting things like "michaelwave fench fy" and "I wonder what frogs think about all day"
What has Ja Rule been up to
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What has Ja Rule been up to
i was about to ask why it's always the dumbest people that term search but then i realized it's because their lives are so empty that they feel the need to go on the internet and find random ass people to argue with.
i only initiate arguments when i organically find someone saying some dumb shit.
i only initiate arguments when i organically find someone saying some dumb shit.
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
i was about to ask why it's always the dumbest people that term search but then i realized it's because their lives are so empty that they feel the need to go on the internet and find random ass people to argue with.
i only initiate arguments when i organically find someone saying some dumb shit.
i only initiate arguments when i organically find someone saying some dumb shit.
i think my favorite part about Stranger Things is how they filmed the communist gulag in a Nazi concentration camp
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i think my favorite part about Stranger Things is how they filmed the communist gulag in a Nazi concentration camp
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A lot of you people are real quick to forget. Not me. Fuck Jack Black
The Assassination of Kyle Gass By The Coward Jack Black.
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A lot of you people are real quick to forget. Not me. Fuck Jack Black
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A second fox has jumped over the lazy dog
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
A second fox has jumped over the lazy dog
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
My mom sent me a picture of my aunt sitting with Pete Buttigieg in New York City being like "look who your auntie met!" and I asked if she beat him up.
My aunt did not in fact beat him up, and I'm disappointed.
My aunt did not in fact beat him up, and I'm disappointed.
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My mom sent me a picture of my aunt sitting with Pete Buttigieg in New York City being like "look who your auntie met!" and I asked if she beat him up.
My aunt did not in fact beat him up, and I'm disappointed.
My aunt did not in fact beat him up, and I'm disappointed.
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Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dunno why mobsters are always threatening this. It looks lovely
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who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
December 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
who wouldn’t want this pervert steeping his green ass in your beverage
Got out my car and a hawk screeched at me. Idk how to explain it but I'm pretty sure it called me a slur.
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Got out my car and a hawk screeched at me. Idk how to explain it but I'm pretty sure it called me a slur.
Noam Chomsky is a hack, always has been, always will be
Well, there's a photo I never expected to see in my life. Noam Chomsky palling around with Steve Bannon.
December 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Noam Chomsky is a hack, always has been, always will be
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December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Thanks for the help, Meta!
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Thanks for the help, Meta!
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I’m so tired of queers who have never been to Texas basically writing off the lives of Texas queers as expendable and worthless
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m so tired of queers who have never been to Texas basically writing off the lives of Texas queers as expendable and worthless
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I'm joining the war on Christmas, on the side of War
December 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm joining the war on Christmas, on the side of War
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every time I open this app, at least half of my timeline is mad about an article.
STOP! READING!!!!!!!! GET JACKED INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP! READING!!!!!!!! GET JACKED INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
every time I open this app, at least half of my timeline is mad about an article.
STOP! READING!!!!!!!! GET JACKED INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP! READING!!!!!!!! GET JACKED INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CW: this trailer is extremely graphic
I absolutely love how Larian doesn't shy away from being gorey and disgusting, some truly nauseating shots in this trailer parentheses in a good way end parenthese.
I absolutely love how Larian doesn't shy away from being gorey and disgusting, some truly nauseating shots in this trailer parentheses in a good way end parenthese.
The gods are silent. Rivellon bleeds. New powers stir.
Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
Built by the team who brought you Baldur's Gate 3, Larian Studios unchains its ambitions to bring you an RPG with greater breadth & depth than ever before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxzy...
Divinity - Cinematic Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Larian Studios
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
CW: this trailer is extremely graphic
I absolutely love how Larian doesn't shy away from being gorey and disgusting, some truly nauseating shots in this trailer parentheses in a good way end parenthese.
I absolutely love how Larian doesn't shy away from being gorey and disgusting, some truly nauseating shots in this trailer parentheses in a good way end parenthese.
I think I'd survive 1000 cuts easy
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I think I'd survive 1000 cuts easy
Was thinking about this just now. Prior to this class my classmate had mildly complained that a lot of the work we've been doing was easy. I told them then they might like this prof because he's a no nonsense kind of guy and his classes can be challenging.
Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [declare war on Christmas]
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
· 15d
classmate has fucking ruined this class for me, a class i was really fuckign looking forward to with a prof i really enjoy having. their incessant bitching about how difficult the class is and how it doesn't make them feel all warm and fuzzy inside has poisoned the fucking well and i'm over it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Was thinking about this just now. Prior to this class my classmate had mildly complained that a lot of the work we've been doing was easy. I told them then they might like this prof because he's a no nonsense kind of guy and his classes can be challenging.