Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [declare war on Christmas]
banner
masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of America [declare war on Christmas]
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
you could have very easily ignored this if it's not your sense of humor. i do it all the time. it's very easy and doesn't cost any money or waste anyone else's time or irritate random strangers on the internet. just some advice for you.
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
alright so clearly you don't know how to read because if you used your brain you would know that i had asked my mother if my aunt, her sister, had beat up Pete Buttigieg when she met him in a restaurant while visiting NYC. not my mother. my aunt. my mom's sister. i didn't ask my mom to do anything.
December 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
do you not understand what a joke is
December 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
if communism is so bad, why do you need to use Nazi shit to make it look bad, hmm?
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My mom was never able to figure out where the hell we got that from. Maybe it was a metatextual jape about the absurdity of inside jokes (inviting someone in after a knock in a knock knock joke), or maybe we didn't understand jokes. Hard to say.
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
When I was a toddler my older brother and I had an inside joke. My older brother would say knock knock, I would ask who's there, he would say "it's me!" and I would say "come on in!" and we would howl with laughter.

I remember none of this ofc, just from what my mom told me.
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
She was there with her besties, they could've taken his ass out 5v1
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Why are you digging up posts made a month ago to pick a fight with a random black person about their negative experiences with white witches? I'd say that's pretty racist.
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I see that reading comprehension is not strong among your kind
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have a hybrid so I can switch into manual mode for going up mountains but it only goes up to 4th gear so all the mountain girlies get mad at me for going too slow 😔
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
would you not stop a toddler from shoving a metal fork into an electrical socket because it was their choice to do so?

by advocating for Taiwanese people to have the ability to "choose their own future", you are advocating for death. breaking from China will be a false choice, I promise you that.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 AM