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I'm Sarge, an ancient, warped bastard trying to make sense of a world gone fucky. AuDHD, PTSD, BYOB, WKRP. Fat old Bear/Hellhound, Musician, DJ, Comedian, Kinky Master/Daddy. Dark humor with no filter.

It's funny when nazis die.☠️🤣

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Don't let small-minded people & petty bullshit get you down. Don't hurt anyone, be kind, be yourself, & live a life you're proud of! 💚
Sure I pissed off all the ruptured discs in My spine & can't walk or move at the moment, but...

The magical land of Sinsmas is alive at the Hellhound King's Castle! Behold the miniature village, complete w/ living, enslaved sprites! We've removed "Christ" from Christmas, & it's SO much better! 😈
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
👇🏽 See?! Even the fucking bird gets it!
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate to be "that guy", but, our neighbors are slobs. They have garbage all over their yard. We, on the other hand, take pride in our home & keep it clean. For a month they've let their garbage cans overflow & the wind carries garbage into our yard. I just bagged it all & put it back in their yard.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Truth MUST survive. Resist. ✊🏽

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They Always Come For the Books (Full Speech)
YouTube video by Steve Hofstetter
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November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Thanksgiving. True story.

A very drunk/stoned 90lb awesomely-fun late-20's woman pounced & cuddled fat old Me on the sofa.

Her: "I love cuddling you! I don't know why?!"

Me: "Because I'm gay & not a threat?"

Her: "You're gay! That's my favorite thing about you!"

Me: 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I know I'm not a very good friend most of the time. My damaged brain and body can leave me unable to know what to say or do. I isolate too much. But I never stop loving you. I never stop wanting and cherishing your presence in my life.

💜
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

More music, Les Nessman!
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Shit. I got really high, went on a binge, and ate a lot of the cookies I was supposed to bring to Thanksgiving tomorrow.

*puts some slices of bread in the container to fill the spaces* This is fine. This'll be fine.
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If you're headed home for the holiday to spend time with family, please remember...

...bring a LOT of booze and drugs to help you get through it!

These are the people who gave you PTSD! Do NOT raw-dog this!

😳

#VicodinStuffing
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November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Devil Dog Radio’s “Return of the Hallowed Ween” Highlights are hot off the pressed, sweaty ass cheeks of the Hellhound Himself!

Watch/Listen, share with friends, fall asleep to it on the toilet… The only limit to the imagined enjoyment is YOU!

🖤

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Return of the Hallowed Ween '25 (Highlights)
YouTube video by Master Sarge
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November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The cookies go in, and the belly grows out. That's science. 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I made cookies for Thanksgiving!

I "tested" a few.

Now we're out of cookies.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
As I try to put up a simple wreath with back pain that's making Me want to vomit, I'm reminded of why the suicide rate skyrockets this time of year.

Hide the knives, hide the guns, hide the pills. Fuck you, Jesus. *drinks His way to an early Spring*
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November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
***Attention Devil Dog Radio Viewers***

If you tune into Devil Dog Radio, and would like info about upcoming shows, we have an announce-only telegram group you're welcomed to join. DM Me for the link.

🖤
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The lost Halloween show is ALIVE! Right fucking NOW!

Haunted music, new dark tales to tell, & interpretive dance by undead Hindu Santa! Tune in! NOW!

LIVE NOW! Friday (Nov 21st) @ 5pm est

Where? HERE! www.twitch.tv/devildogradio
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My name is Sarge and you're listening to Devil Dog Radio! I'm a big ol' Hellhound with a passion for music, debauchery, & not taking life seriously. Tune in for great music, oddly-offensive word stori...
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November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Being an ancient Bear/Hellhound is like being an old car.

It's always breaking down, constantly leaking, takes a LOT of work to get it to run (poorly), and you're one problem away from driving it off a cliff to collect the insurance money.
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Plague Dog is back from the dead & resurrecting the lost Halloween show! Every day is a terrifying nightmare, so who gives a shit if it's November?!

Haunted music, new tales to tell, & undead porno Santa! Tune in & freakout!

LIVE this Friday (Nov 21st) @ 5pm est
www.twitch.tv/devildogradio
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November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The ancient Beast is restless & in pain, unable to sleep. He slides out of bed, lumbers through His lair, & steps out into the cold, clear night. Greeted by bright, brilliant stars & constellations, the Demon looks up in awe, having never outgrown the beauty & wonder of a quiet starry night.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 AM
*sings weakly, ala Limahl* 🎶 Neverending coooovid....laaa--*gasp, wheeze*

This shit just won't end. I hurt, feel sick and uncomfortable, have no energy or stamina, no appetite, my tastebuds are fucked, and all I want to do is sleep.

Protect yourself & others against Covid. You don't want this.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Different Dogs, Different Sticks
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Big muzzle-snoots require 3 tissues...minimum!

I don't make the rules.

(Actually, I do.)
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November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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The older I get, the more I understand why some people choose to disappear and live a quiet, private life.
November 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I worked 10+ hours & fucked my already crippled back to repair the concrete front steps. It was all destroyed last night due to an unforcasted rain storm.

*stares into space, numb*

Could be worse I guess. Could be cancer. The front steps could have cancer.
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM