Rex Masters
mastersrex.bsky.social
Rex Masters
@mastersrex.bsky.social
Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!
My cloning experiments finally paid off.
I'm so excited, I'm beside myself.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Support the Egomaniac Society. Because without us you are nothing !
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Watched Show Boat last night, now I have that song Old Man River stuck in my head
😂
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’ll do algebra. I’ll do trig.

But geometry is where I draw the line
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Don’t mind me. Just hiding from the balloons 🎈 today.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by Rex Masters
trusting the guys working unpaid to do the right thing here
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy Birthday to @wildacai.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What did the worm say to his daughter when she came home late?

Where on earth have you been?
November 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
What do you call a wizard that loves to play golf? ⛳️

Harry Putter
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Watching the classic Jimmy Stewart movie Harvey 🐰 tonight.
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I went to a psychic last week.
Knew he was a phony right off when he accepted my check
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Did you hear about the strike at the tissue factory ?

Thousands are going to picket now

👃

Pick it
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I broke my finger last week...

On the other hand I’m OK.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
These are wild 😜

youtu.be/mC3UQO8c2zM?...
Homosexuality in Pre-Codes: Cartoons Vol. 2
YouTube video by Pre-Code Hollywood Classic Clips
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I like jokes about the eyes, the cornea the better
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My wife says there are two things wrong with me.
Number one I don’t listen and number 2 is something else she said
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
How to you tell which end of an earthworm 🪱 is the head ?

Tell it a joke and wait to see which end laughs
November 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I went to the theater but left after act 1.

Why did you did that ?

Well, it said act 2 was one year later, I just don’t have that much time to wait.
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It was really cold out this morning so I told my son to dress appropriately.
He went out covered in chickens
Why ?
Dad I thought is best to dress in layers 🐓 🥚
November 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What do you call two doctors in a room ?

A paradox
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I invented a new word !

It’s called Plagiarism
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh look ! A nice selection of Thanksgiving Day cards !
November 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
What’s in room 237 ?
November 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no body to go with.
October 31, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Why is the skeleton never mad?
Because nothing gets under his skin!
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM